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“Unfortunately, Ender is the only one who ever becomes fleshed out in three-dimensional form, with the rest of the cast seemingly there only to justify his bloody-yet-brilliant existence. It’s like having a high performance sports car and only being able to race it against family minivans.”
'Need for Speed' is So Stupid and We Can't Look Away
Morning Sideboob: Amanda Seyfried Enjoyed Kissing Megan Fox
America's Next Top Scumbag Terry Richardson So Sad All The Ladies Are Witch-Hunting Him
Dispatches From The Dollar Theater
Morning Sideboob: Britney's Going To Graceland
The Sound Booth Won't Have Movie Trailer Voice-Over Legend Hal Douglas To Kick Around Anymore
Hayden Panettiere’s Path to the Presidency
Morning Sideboob: Lindsay Lohan’s List of Hollywood Conquests
Wes Anderson's 'Grand Budapest Hotel' Needs More Old Lady Banging, Less 'Plot'
“Europa Report is a bit like a Shakespearian tragedy: everybody dies, and everybody knows it.”
Rightwing Culture Critique: '12 Years' Unfair To All The Happy Slaves, 'Frozen' Will Turn Kids Into Gaysicles
Both Christians And Muslims Hate 'Noah' So You Atheists Have To Watch It Now
“Stephenie Meyer does for the alien invasion genre what she did for vampires and werewolves: she takes away everything you love about it, stuffs it with her own bizarre mythology, and uses it mostly to create a love triangle and romantic angst.”
Let's All Argue About The True Detective Finale! Ready, Go!
Morning Sideboob: Miley Shares Her Sex Toy With the World
Here we are, back in ancient Greece for 300: Rise of an Empire, and it is still the land of six-pack abs and ripped pecs. Just like in 300 (2006), the leather biker dudes of Persia are invading, but this…
Bring It! But Don't Bring It On! Because that's Probably Copyright Infringement!
“In some ways, it’s like the Goodfellas of time travel films—a compelling drama and character study of people we would never want to cross paths with in real life. ”
Sweet Dreams And Flying Machines: 'The Wind Rises' Is A Beautiful Farewell From A Master