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“If I’m honest, my favorite performance (and character) in this film was the dog.”
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“Finding myself taking the ‘it’s a great visual experience, the story is secondary to that’ stance this time around vaguely disturbs me.”
Your Long-Awaited Pizza Underground Live Video Starring Macaulay Culkin Is Here
“For those of us who have already seen LOTR, this is a nice look back at those films, and for those completely new to the trilogy, The Hobbit is a an exciting film that stands as a worthwhile story its own right.”
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The Golden Globe Nominations Are Here! The Golden Globe Nominations Are Here!
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“A lot of the dialogue seemed to be entirely forced, as if the cast was stuck in class and the teacher was making them read aloud.”
Genius Startup Plan: Step 1 - Hire Lindsay Lohan, Step 2 - ???, Step 3 - Profit!
Macaulay Culkin's Velvet Underground Cover Band Is 100% About Pizza And 100% Awesome
Donny Osmond And John Malkovich Are The Best At Having Birthdays Today
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