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Happy Birthday Nicolas Cage! You Are Still Weird But You Are Also Incomprehensibly Rich
Morning Sideboob: Jenna Jameson Uses Her Boobs For Good; Also, Something About Scarlett Johansson
“Almost all of the ‘falling for a robot/computer/AI’ movies up to this point date back to the ‘80s and ‘90s, and Her is a much needed upgrade to the concept.”
Steven Seagal Will Not Be Driving Arizona Governor Jan Brewer Off Her Meds, By Running Against Her
Morning Sideboob! Dennis Rodman Plays Ball, Handsy Michael Muhney Gets Pink-Slipped, And Madonna Is A Cool Mom
Shia LaBeouf's Self-Immolating Rage Will Lead Him To Death Or Glory Or Both
Rejoice! Your Official 'Veronica Mars' Movie Trailer Has Arrived
Shia LaBeouf Needs To Enter A 12-Step Program For Serial Plagiarizers
You Really Did Not Need To Freeze Your Butt Off In Times Square To See This 'Amazing Spider-Man 2' Trailer
Morning Sideboob! Taylor Lautner Gets Gayed, Anne Hathaway Gets Divine Up In It, And Something About Kim Kardashian
“So working hard for beauty is bad, and you just need to make sure you’re born the epitome of Caucasian flawlessness. Got it.”
Life In The Slow Lane: The Awful Slowed Down Soundtrack Songs Of 2013
“Just like Ocean’s Eleven, it’s like watching a two-hour highlight reel of an awesome Hollywood party that you weren’t invited to; only, in this case, this particular shindig was a 1970s-themed costume bash.”
Exciting New Christian Flick 'The Lock In Movie' Does Not Look Terrifying But Does Look Terrifyingly Bad
The Secret Life Of Walter Mitty: No One Knows What It's Like To Be A Sad Man
Nothing Succeeds Like Excess: Martin Scorsese's 'The Wolf Of Wall Street'
“There were times when I wondered if this film was actually a subtle parody of patriotic action movies, because surely nobody could be this shameless about it.”
History Shocker! Ayn Rand Helped FBI Find Communist Influence In 'It's A Wonderful Life'
'Die Hard' Remains The 'Splodiest Christmas Movie Ever
Spend Quality Christmas Time With 'The Star Wars Holiday Special' Because It's Still Better Than Arguing With Your Family