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Category: Movies

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· by Chelsey McQuitty · Jun 30, 2014

Strange Days (1995)

“It takes a lot of gall on the part of the filmmakers to reenact both the Rodney King beating and the Rodney King riots here. It’s embarrassingly heavy-handed in 2014; I can’t imagine how it played three years after the actual riots.”

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· by Kaleb Horton · Jun 27, 2014

What If David Lynch Directed ‘Star Wars’?

What If David Lynch Directed 'Star Wars'?

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· by Ivan K · Jun 26, 2014

The Social Network (2010)

“After watching The Social Network, I’m more inspired to unplug my computer than I am to create the next online sensation, especially if it means meeting one of these characters.”

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· by Emma Rose Johnson · Jun 25, 2014

‘Jersey Boys’: Clint Eastwood’s Got No Rhythm

'Jersey Boys': Clint Eastwood's Got No Rhythm

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· by Staff Writer · Jun 24, 2014

The Lone Ranger (2013)

“Contains just a bit more cannibalism than one would expect from a Disney-produced Lone Ranger movie.”

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· by Kaleb Horton · Jun 24, 2014

‘Harry Dean Stanton: Partly Fiction," Reviewed

'Harry Dean Stanton: Partly Fiction," Reviewed

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· by Sara Benincasa · Jun 24, 2014

A Children’s Treasury Of Hugh Jackman Being Adorable

A Children's Treasury Of Hugh Jackman Being Adorable

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· by Sara Benincasa · Jun 24, 2014

Exclusive: Gary Oldman’s Racist, Sexist, Homophobic Poetry

Exclusive: Gary Oldman's Racist, Sexist, Homophobic Poetry

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· by Sara Benincasa · Jun 23, 2014

Happy Birthday Joss Whedon, Please Accept This Gift Of Four Strong Female Leads

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· by Joshua Bell · Jun 23, 2014

Disney’s next revisionist villain: Ursula

“The details we’re given about Ursula’s history are begging to be explored. Who was she before she was banished? And what did she do to be banished?”

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· by Sara Benincasa · Jun 20, 2014

OH MY GOD! Rian Johnson Is Directing Two Star Wars Films!!!!!11111!!!11! (Video)

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· by Sara Benincasa · Jun 20, 2014

Fartzenegger: The Most Ridiculous Schwarzenegger Compilation Ever (Video)

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· by Dan Weber · Jun 20, 2014

Ron Paul Will Act at You in Atlas Shrugged: Part III

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· by Sara Benincasa · Jun 20, 2014

Morning Sideboob: Support Grows For Eric Cantor On ‘Dancing With The Stars’

Morning Sideboob: Support Grows For Eric Cantor On 'Dancing With The Stars'

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· by Chelsey McQuitty · Jun 19, 2014

Safety Not Guaranteed (2012)

“Without the hook of the internet-famous ad, it’s doubtful that many people would have heard or cared about this sporadically funny and rather unassuming film.”