World War Z (2013)
“I lost count of the number of shots of Pitt staring off into the distance in horror, or looking back over his shoulder in slow-mo while running from the zombie hordes.”
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Russell Crowe Finally Gets To Meet Pope Francis And The Heavens Rejoice
Russell Crowe Finally Gets To Meet Pope Francis And The Heavens Rejoice
Morning Sideboob: January Jones Says Rihanna is on Her Hit List
Morning Sideboob: January Jones Says Rihanna is on Her Hit List
Cowboys & Aliens (2011)
“True to the title, the movie does give you cowboys, and it does give you aliens, but not a whole heck of a lot else.”
Breaking! ‘Divergent’ Isn’t as Good as the Book, Also Sky is Blue
Breaking! ‘Divergent’ Isn’t as Good as the Book, Also Sky is Blue
Morning Sideboob: Shailene Woodley Suns Her Girl Parts on the Reg
Morning Sideboob: Shailene Woodley Suns Her Girl Parts on the Reg
After Earth (2013)
“I’m not sure that’s how evolution works, though it’s disheartening to see that Shyamalan thought so much of his silly ‘plants killing humans’ premise of The Happening that he reuses it here.”
If You Loved Veronica Mars On Teevee You Will Probably Like Her On Your Movie Screen Also Too
If You Loved Veronica Mars On Teevee You Will Probably Like Her On Your Movie Screen Also Too
Ender’s Game (2013)
“Unfortunately, Ender is the only one who ever becomes fleshed out in three-dimensional form, with the rest of the cast seemingly there only to justify his bloody-yet-brilliant existence. It’s like having a high performance sports car and only being able to race it against family minivans.”
‘Need for Speed’ is So Stupid and We Can’t Look Away
‘Need for Speed’ is So Stupid and We Can’t Look Away
Morning Sideboob: Amanda Seyfried Enjoyed Kissing Megan Fox
Morning Sideboob: Amanda Seyfried Enjoyed Kissing Megan Fox
America’s Next Top Scumbag Terry Richardson So Sad All The Ladies Are Witch-Hunting Him
America’s Next Top Scumbag Terry Richardson So Sad All The Ladies Are Witch-Hunting Him
Dispatches From The Dollar Theater
Dispatches From The Dollar Theater
Morning Sideboob: Britney’s Going To Graceland
Morning Sideboob: Britney’s Going To Graceland
The Sound Booth Won’t Have Movie Trailer Voice-Over Legend Hal Douglas To Kick Around Anymore
The Sound Booth Won’t Have Movie Trailer Voice-Over Legend Hal Douglas To Kick Around Anymore
Hayden Panettiere’s Path to the Presidency
Hayden Panettiere’s Path to the Presidency
Morning Sideboob: Lindsay Lohan’s List of Hollywood Conquests
Morning Sideboob: Lindsay Lohan’s List of Hollywood Conquests
Wes Anderson’s ‘Grand Budapest Hotel’ Needs More Old Lady Banging, Less ‘Plot’
Wes Anderson’s ‘Grand Budapest Hotel’ Needs More Old Lady Banging, Less ‘Plot’
Europa Report (2013)
“Europa Report is a bit like a Shakespearian tragedy: everybody dies, and everybody knows it.”
Rightwing Culture Critique: ’12 Years’ Unfair To All The Happy Slaves, ‘Frozen’ Will Turn Kids Into Gaysicles
Rightwing Culture Critique: ’12 Years’ Unfair To All The Happy Slaves, ‘Frozen’ Will Turn Kids Into Gaysicles
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