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Sorry Ladies, But You Are Terrible Hairy Beasts Who Cannot Handle Double Thick Burgers
Thankfully, The Sun Does Not Revolve Around The Earth Even If Captain Janeway Says It Does
“Christian Bale acts more robotic than the cyborgs he’s fighting.”
No More Vaudeville For Mickey Rooney, Dead At Age 93
Morning Sideboob: Kate Winslet Says No to Boob Shot
Captain America Lets ScarJo Act, Because He Is the Nicest Avenger
Morning Sideboob: James Franco Stars in 'To Catch a Predator'
Brad Pitt Should Not Make Movie About Steubenville Rape, Because
“The movie as a whole is like getting a gift card for Christmas: perfectly acceptable, but not requiring a whole lot of thought.”
Doris Day Remains Completely Fantastic, Turns 90 Today
Morning Sideboob: Twitter is Rob Kardashian's Only Friend
“Could Anchorman 2 be the end of Will Ferrell’s over-hyped career? In a nutshell: yes. Or, at least, it should be.”
Duking It Out For Your Movie Bucks: Noah vs. Cesar Chavez
“It’s funny that in a world inhabited by iron-clad, god-like, and star-spangled superheroes, we end up with such bland and boring villains. ”
Morning Sideboob: Lindsay Lohan Credit Cards Declined
“So there’s the real lesson of the movie: it’s what’s on the inside that counts, as long as the outside looks like Chris Evans on a five-hour-a-day workout regimen.”
Morning Sideboob: Michelle Rodriguez and Cara Delevingne Make Out at the Beach
Bad Words, Sad Words: Jason Bateman Has Bob Saget Syndrome
Annoying Waiter Guy From 'Office Space' Can't Stop People From Using His Flair
Morning Sideboob: Lindsay Lohan And James Franco? Maybe So, Maybe No