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Morning Sideboob: People Inexplicably Pay $400 To Get Within Feet Of Avril Lavigne
Morning Sideboob: Ben Affleck Kicked Out of Hard Rock for Counting Cards
Atari Games Aren't The Only Things You Can Bury In The New Mexico Desert
Spider-Man 2 is Not Amazing But Paul Giamatti Is
Morning Sideboob: Jennifer Lawrence Lost Her Lunch at Madonna's Oscar After-Party
“Beowulf plays like someone gave $150 million to a group of 13-year-old boys and let them run amuck.”
Morning Sideboob: Christmas Comes Early—Rihanna Poses Nude
Cult Object Tom Graeff was a charming fellow. He was handsome and chiseled, a would-be sci-fi auteur whose biggest contribution was, according to one trusted critic, “silly, ponderous and trite.” He’s been called the gay Ed Wood, but that misses…
Here Is Your Tribeca Film Festival Super Mega Wrapup
“If there’s one quality that entertainment for Christians shares with video games made for pre-teen girls, it’s the idea that conflict is a dirty word.”
Come Help Us Speculate Wildly About Who Will Play Barbie In Her Big Screen Debut
Morning Sideboob: George Clooney Finally Caves and Gets Engaged
'The Other Woman:' Please Take With Plenty of Fluid
Morning Sideboob: Avril Lavigne LOLs at Your Cultural Appropriation Accusations
Finding 'Love & Engineering' at the Tribeca Film Festival
Morning Sideboob: Katy Perry Will Dress Like A Clown To Terrify Your Children
“While I wouldn’t go so far as to say that it’s one of Steven Spielberg’s best, his version of War of the Worlds is high up there on the rather short list of remakes that are actually better than the originals.”
We Got All Happy Fancy And Went To The Tribeca Film Festival To See 'Starred Up'
Morning Sideboob: Lindsay Lohan Is Off the Wagon And Also Too Hates Jennifer Lawrence
“One of Spielberg’s most famous and cherished movies is E.T., the story of a young boy who befriends an alien who’s just trying to get back home. Well, just imagine what that movie would have been like if E.T. ate people.”