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'Godzilla': The 20th Century Literally Comes Back to Bite Us in the Ass
H.R. Giger, Surrealist, 'Alien' Designer, Refiner Of Nightmare Fuel, Dies At 74
Morning Sideboob: Katy Perry Bites on Lady Gaga's Neon-Green Vomit
“Most of their work seems to be the result of a couple of not-very-bright guys trying their hardest to write really smart movies.”
'Neighbors' = 'Bridesmaids' + 'Animal House' + Zac Efron's Pecs
Power Rangers Get a Movie Franchise: Where Are They Now?
“If the source novel didn’t start out as Twilight fanfic, I’ll drop dead of shock.”
Matthew McConaughey's Abs Freed Bernie The Murderer So He Can Go Live With Richard Linklater
“Now that the franchise has been purchased by Disney and handed over to someone a bit more... coherent, many had high hopes that Abrams would correct this bizarre gender imbalance. That hope is unfortunately a bit naïve.”
Morning Sideboob: Shailene Woodley Is Not A Feminist, Maybe Likes Brother-Kissing
“I wish I could say this film had potential. But potential would imply that someone gave a shit.”
Morning Sideboob: People Inexplicably Pay $400 To Get Within Feet Of Avril Lavigne
Morning Sideboob: Ben Affleck Kicked Out of Hard Rock for Counting Cards
Atari Games Aren't The Only Things You Can Bury In The New Mexico Desert
Spider-Man 2 is Not Amazing But Paul Giamatti Is
Morning Sideboob: Jennifer Lawrence Lost Her Lunch at Madonna's Oscar After-Party
“Beowulf plays like someone gave $150 million to a group of 13-year-old boys and let them run amuck.”
Morning Sideboob: Christmas Comes Early—Rihanna Poses Nude
Cult Object Tom Graeff was a charming fellow. He was handsome and chiseled, a would-be sci-fi auteur whose biggest contribution was, according to one trusted critic, “silly, ponderous and trite.” He’s been called the gay Ed Wood, but that misses…
Here Is Your Tribeca Film Festival Super Mega Wrapup