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“The great Wonder Woman, once a trippy, unique pulp sci-fi heroine, has been reduced to the generic Xena clone that Gal Gadot will apparently be playing onscreen. Because one warrior princess is the same as another, right?”
“I’m guessing concession sales suffered a bit during the theatrical run of this movie.”
“Instead, we get this crap, which supposedly knows it’s crap, which means we’ve now achieved Crap Inception, but at the end of the day, we’re still watching crap.”
“There’s so much downtime between events that it takes an eternity to get to the action we’re supposed to be getting immersed in.”
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“Will people look back on Django Unchained as Tarantino's masterwork? Most likely not, as Pulp Fiction is so culturally ingrained, and Inglourious Basterds is much more daring. However, Django is that rare film that just works on every level.”
“I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again: no one does borderline psychotic military commanders quite like the South Africans.”
Rick Santorum's Hobby Lobby Documentary: America's Gonna Ban Christianity And Go Nazi (Video)
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“We’re really only seeing a woman being forced to strip naked in the woods because the writer wanted to see a woman forced to strip naked in the woods.”
“It takes a lot of gall on the part of the filmmakers to reenact both the Rodney King beating and the Rodney King riots here. It’s embarrassingly heavy-handed in 2014; I can’t imagine how it played three years after the actual riots.”
What If David Lynch Directed 'Star Wars'?
“After watching The Social Network, I’m more inspired to unplug my computer than I am to create the next online sensation, especially if it means meeting one of these characters.”
'Jersey Boys': Clint Eastwood's Got No Rhythm
“Contains just a bit more cannibalism than one would expect from a Disney-produced Lone Ranger movie.”
'Harry Dean Stanton: Partly Fiction," Reviewed
A Children's Treasury Of Hugh Jackman Being Adorable
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