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Everything Just Sort of Works Out for Schlubby Jon Favreau in Jon Favreau's "Chef"
Feminist Bros Vlog About 'The Expendables 3'
“The whole thing comes off like a highlight reel of action set pieces until we’re well into the final stretch of the movie. ”
Quickie Movie Review: 'Obvious Child' (Video)
“If Marvel can take a chance on a movie starring a talking raccoon, then certainly they can take a chance on a movie starring a female superhero.”
'Edge of Tomorrow': Terrible Title, but oh, That Tom Cruise
“Aren’t there literally hundreds of C-list Marvel heroes who deserve a boost more than Ant-Man? I mean, this is a guy who communicates telepathically with ants.”
Morning Sex Jam: Ice Cube's 'Friday' (Video)
Morning Sideboob: Sharknado 2 Looks Freaking Awesome (Video)
“Cruise tackles the role of an action antihero well, even though at age fifty, he’s probably getting too old for this.”
Let Us Outsource Adam Sandler/Drew Barrymore's 'Blended' To This Two-Week-Old Review In The New York Times
Robocop Returns To Save Detroit (Again)
“It appears a significant amount of footage has been put back in just to explain continuity gaffes in the Lester Cut that only hardcore OCD Superman fans ever cared about.”
A Million Ways to Die in the West and the Fall of Seth MacFarlane
Your New Editor-in-Chief is Sara Benincasa (Me)
Smart People News: Supreme Court Porno Party
You Just Missed Your Chance To Crash A Ferrari Through The House From 'Ferris Bueller's Day Off'
“After seeing it, I can safely say this is as close to date rape as Disney is going to get. It seems it was only put forth as a veiled allegory because the movie is for kids. Had it been for adults, it would have just been rape.”