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'The Other Woman:' Please Take With Plenty of Fluid
Morning Sideboob: Avril Lavigne LOLs at Your Cultural Appropriation Accusations
Finding 'Love & Engineering' at the Tribeca Film Festival
Morning Sideboob: Katy Perry Will Dress Like A Clown To Terrify Your Children
“While I wouldn’t go so far as to say that it’s one of Steven Spielberg’s best, his version of War of the Worlds is high up there on the rather short list of remakes that are actually better than the originals.”
We Got All Happy Fancy And Went To The Tribeca Film Festival To See 'Starred Up'
Morning Sideboob: Lindsay Lohan Is Off the Wagon And Also Too Hates Jennifer Lawrence
“One of Spielberg’s most famous and cherished movies is E.T., the story of a young boy who befriends an alien who’s just trying to get back home. Well, just imagine what that movie would have been like if E.T. ate people.”
No More Fights For Wrongly Convicted Boxer Rubin 'Hurricane' Carter, Dead at 76
Morning Sideboob: Tila Tequila Will Be Passing on Her Hitler-Sympathetic Genes
“Clips and trailers for the upcoming Amazing Spider-Man 2 started dropping, and I continued to play it cool, when on the inside I was crying tears of pure joy.”
Morning Sideboob: Lea Michele and Naya Rivera Are Not Making Sweet Music Together on the Set of "Glee"
'Draft Day' Is A Sportsball Movie And That Is Pretty Much Its Only Selling Point
“Sure, there are plenty of jokes at her expense, mostly having to do with her boobs or that she has a lot of sex. But the tone is one of affection. Oh Elvira, you adorable sex-haver!”
You'll Never Believe Which Washed-Up 90s Star Is Refusing To Vaccinate Her Kids Now!
“The Prestige is an interesting puzzle that’s complex while still being fun. Well, as ‘fun’ as a Christopher Nolan film can be, anyway. ”
'Heaven Is For Real' Opens Today You Guys! Have You Bought 17 Tickets On MovieFone Yet???
Morning Sideboob: Lindsay Fought the Booze at Coachella and the Booze Won
Morning Sideboob: Rashida Jones, Almighty Morality Crusader
“They join the battle alongside the French, all the while causing, presumably, numerous time paradoxes by blatantly messing with history. Or not. Timeline doesn’t really concern itself with such trivia.”