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“Doesn’t Mystique feel like a rare breath of fresh air? A female antihero with her own goals and desires who’s not condemned by the narrative and isn’t defined solely by her relationship to a man?”
Christopher Lee (Yes That Christopher Lee) Will Rock Your Face Off With His Heavy Metal Don Quixote Album
“Given Goyer’s general attitude towards comic book characters, it’s clear most of his knowledge of She-Hulk comes from when Chyna played the character in Vivid’s 2013 hardcore porn She-Hulk XXX: An Axel Braun Parody.”
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“This movie left me wanting more, rather than leaving me frustrated, which is high praise for a film that deliberately screws over its own continuity this much.”
Morning Sideboob: Charlie Sheen Starts Twitter War With Rihanna
“Maybe I hadn’t given Singer enough credit before, and X2 would be a lot better than I remember it being. It wasn’t. It was worse. Way worse.”
Catholic School Principal Must Atone Forever For Sin Of Putting Ellen DeGeneres On School Dance Fliers
Mia Wasikowska is your new Independent Film Goddess
Morning Sideboob: JLo Declines JLaw's Request to Dance
“Blu-ray releases often take things to a whole new level of suck, with lazy artwork that seems to have been slapped together in less than a day by unpaid interns.”
“Jesus, maybe it’s just the line reading the actress gives, but the only way this scene could be less subtle is if Wolverine suddenly broke into a song and dance routine.”
“When it comes to Hollywood making a Godzilla movie, this is about the best possible outcome anyone could have hoped for.”
Godzilla: Best Consumed With Small Children
Morning Sideboob: Shailene Woodley Is Homeless
The Society For The Prevention Of Celebrity Divorce Will Prevent Celebrity Divorce With One Weird Trick
“The handheld cameras and improvisational nature gives this lengthy sequence the feeling of an especially deranged episode of The Office.”