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Category: Movies

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· by Joshua Bell · Jul 28, 2014

This is not my Wonder Woman

“The great Wonder Woman, once a trippy, unique pulp sci-fi heroine, has been reduced to the generic Xena clone that Gal Gadot will apparently be playing onscreen. Because one warrior princess is the same as another, right?”

· by Chelsey McQuitty · Jul 21, 2014

R.I.P.D. (2013)

“I’m guessing concession sales suffered a bit during the theatrical run of this movie.”

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· by Dr. Winston O'Boogie · Jul 15, 2014

Sharknado 2, and the scourge of intentionally bad movies

“Instead, we get this crap, which supposedly knows it’s crap, which means we’ve now achieved Crap Inception, but at the end of the day, we’re still watching crap.”

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· by Chelsey McQuitty · Jul 14, 2014

Apollo 18 (2011)

“There’s so much downtime between events that it takes an eternity to get to the action we’re supposed to be getting immersed in.”

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· by Kaleb Horton · Jul 14, 2014

Transformers 4: Michael Bay Makes A Movie For Rich Jocks Who Love Bud Light

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· by Emma Rose Johnson · Jul 7, 2014

‘Begin Again’: I Should Not Have Reviewed This Movie

'Begin Again': I Should Not Have Reviewed This Movie

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· by Ivan K · Jul 3, 2014

Django Unchained (2012)

“Will people look back on Django Unchained as Tarantino's masterwork? Most likely not, as Pulp Fiction is so culturally ingrained, and Inglourious Basterds is much more daring. However, Django is that rare film that just works on every level.”

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· by Steve Birkett · Jul 2, 2014

District 9 (2009)

“I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again: no one does borderline psychotic military commanders quite like the South Africans.”

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· by Dok Zoom · Jul 2, 2014

Rick Santorum’s Hobby Lobby Documentary: America’s Gonna Ban Christianity And Go Nazi (Video)

Rick Santorum's Hobby Lobby Documentary: America's Gonna Ban Christianity And Go Nazi (Video)

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· by Sara Benincasa · Jul 1, 2014

Why Canadians Are The Greatest People On Earth (Video)

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· by Dr. Winston O'Boogie · Jun 30, 2014

Timecrimes (2007)

“We’re really only seeing a woman being forced to strip naked in the woods because the writer wanted to see a woman forced to strip naked in the woods.”

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· by Chelsey McQuitty · Jun 30, 2014

Strange Days (1995)

“It takes a lot of gall on the part of the filmmakers to reenact both the Rodney King beating and the Rodney King riots here. It’s embarrassingly heavy-handed in 2014; I can’t imagine how it played three years after the actual riots.”

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· by Kaleb Horton · Jun 27, 2014

What If David Lynch Directed ‘Star Wars’?

What If David Lynch Directed 'Star Wars'?

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· by Ivan K · Jun 26, 2014

The Social Network (2010)

“After watching The Social Network, I’m more inspired to unplug my computer than I am to create the next online sensation, especially if it means meeting one of these characters.”