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“It takes a lot of gall on the part of the filmmakers to reenact both the Rodney King beating and the Rodney King riots here. It’s embarrassingly heavy-handed in 2014; I can’t imagine how it played three years after the actual riots.”
What If David Lynch Directed 'Star Wars'?
“After watching The Social Network, I’m more inspired to unplug my computer than I am to create the next online sensation, especially if it means meeting one of these characters.”
'Jersey Boys': Clint Eastwood's Got No Rhythm
“Contains just a bit more cannibalism than one would expect from a Disney-produced Lone Ranger movie.”
'Harry Dean Stanton: Partly Fiction," Reviewed
A Children's Treasury Of Hugh Jackman Being Adorable
Exclusive: Gary Oldman's Racist, Sexist, Homophobic Poetry
Happy Birthday Joss Whedon, Please Accept This Gift Of Four Strong Female Leads
“The details we’re given about Ursula’s history are begging to be explored. Who was she before she was banished? And what did she do to be banished?”
OH MY GOD! Rian Johnson Is Directing Two Star Wars Films!!!!!11111!!!11! (Video)
Fartzenegger: The Most Ridiculous Schwarzenegger Compilation Ever (Video)
Ron Paul Will Act at You in Atlas Shrugged: Part III
Morning Sideboob: Support Grows For Eric Cantor On 'Dancing With The Stars'
“Without the hook of the internet-famous ad, it’s doubtful that many people would have heard or cared about this sporadically funny and rather unassuming film.”
“Screw up an Iron Man movie, no one really cares. Screw up a Superman movie, and you’re fucking with modern-day mythology.”
Everything Just Sort of Works Out for Schlubby Jon Favreau in Jon Favreau's "Chef"
Feminist Bros Vlog About 'The Expendables 3'