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Mia Wasikowska is your new Independent Film Goddess
Morning Sideboob: JLo Declines JLaw's Request to Dance
“Blu-ray releases often take things to a whole new level of suck, with lazy artwork that seems to have been slapped together in less than a day by unpaid interns.”
“Jesus, maybe it’s just the line reading the actress gives, but the only way this scene could be less subtle is if Wolverine suddenly broke into a song and dance routine.”
“When it comes to Hollywood making a Godzilla movie, this is about the best possible outcome anyone could have hoped for.”
Godzilla: Best Consumed With Small Children
Morning Sideboob: Shailene Woodley Is Homeless
The Society For The Prevention Of Celebrity Divorce Will Prevent Celebrity Divorce With One Weird Trick
“The handheld cameras and improvisational nature gives this lengthy sequence the feeling of an especially deranged episode of The Office.”
'Godzilla': The 20th Century Literally Comes Back to Bite Us in the Ass
H.R. Giger, Surrealist, 'Alien' Designer, Refiner Of Nightmare Fuel, Dies At 74
Morning Sideboob: Katy Perry Bites on Lady Gaga's Neon-Green Vomit
“Most of their work seems to be the result of a couple of not-very-bright guys trying their hardest to write really smart movies.”
'Neighbors' = 'Bridesmaids' + 'Animal House' + Zac Efron's Pecs
Power Rangers Get a Movie Franchise: Where Are They Now?
“If the source novel didn’t start out as Twilight fanfic, I’ll drop dead of shock.”
Matthew McConaughey's Abs Freed Bernie The Murderer So He Can Go Live With Richard Linklater
“Now that the franchise has been purchased by Disney and handed over to someone a bit more... coherent, many had high hopes that Abrams would correct this bizarre gender imbalance. That hope is unfortunately a bit naïve.”
Morning Sideboob: Shailene Woodley Is Not A Feminist, Maybe Likes Brother-Kissing
“I wish I could say this film had potential. But potential would imply that someone gave a shit.”