Pacific Rim (2013): We’re sure this isn’t a Michael Bay movie?
“I came for robots, and I left with a migraine.”
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The seven worst movies born from TV shows
The seven worst movies born from TV shows
Lucy (2014): Scarlett Johansson becomes God
“Only once is the idea even brought up that maybe the world ‘isn’t ready for this’, which is immediately shot down with a line that made me want to stand up and cheer: ‘Knowledge doesn’t cause chaos; ignorance does.’”
In Time (2011): Immortality is for the 1%
“Even though they add the mathematically necessary amount of action scenes, it just didn’t stand out as something I’d care to watch again.”
RiffTrax contributor talks with HNTP (that’s us!) about taking on Godzilla in theaters this Thursday
RiffTrax contributor talks with HNTP (that's us!) about taking on Godzilla in theaters this Thursday
But I still haven’t seen Babylon 1-4 yet!
But I still haven't seen Babylon 1-4 yet!
The Cabin in the Woods (2012): A loving hate letter to horror
“It’s really amusing to watch each character get slowly dumbed down before our eyes. It’s like watching the history of slasher films itself, as each sequel becomes stupider, more clichéd, and less human and enjoyable.”
Guardians of the Galaxy (2014)
“It’s just as ridiculous as it sounds and looks. Which in all honesty is what makes it great.”
We’re the Millers (2013): Stupid, crude humor for the whole family!
“It’s rather obvious this sequence was added in just to prove that 45-year-old Aniston still has rock hard glutes.”
RoboCop (2014): Half-man, half-machine, zero satire
“The new RoboCop is a starkly dramatic tale of a man-machine hybrid struggling to retain his humanity. This is actually a pretty interesting concept for a movie. But it doesn’t feel much like RoboCop.”
This is not my Wonder Woman
“The great Wonder Woman, once a trippy, unique pulp sci-fi heroine, has been reduced to the generic Xena clone that Gal Gadot will apparently be playing onscreen. Because one warrior princess is the same as another, right?”
R.I.P.D. (2013)
“I’m guessing concession sales suffered a bit during the theatrical run of this movie.”
Sharknado 2, and the scourge of intentionally bad movies
“Instead, we get this crap, which supposedly knows it’s crap, which means we’ve now achieved Crap Inception, but at the end of the day, we’re still watching crap.”
Apollo 18 (2011)
“There’s so much downtime between events that it takes an eternity to get to the action we’re supposed to be getting immersed in.”
Transformers 4: Michael Bay Makes A Movie For Rich Jocks Who Love Bud Light
Transformers 4: Michael Bay Makes A Movie For Rich Jocks Who Love Bud Light
‘Begin Again’: I Should Not Have Reviewed This Movie
'Begin Again': I Should Not Have Reviewed This Movie
Django Unchained (2012)
“Will people look back on Django Unchained as Tarantino's masterwork? Most likely not, as Pulp Fiction is so culturally ingrained, and Inglourious Basterds is much more daring. However, Django is that rare film that just works on every level.”
District 9 (2009)
“I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again: no one does borderline psychotic military commanders quite like the South Africans.”
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