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“So many villains since Blofeld have copied his iconography that he’s somehow become overshadowed by his own legacy.”
“It’s an enrapturing, pulse-pounding film that elevates trashy, sensationalistic material to an artistic expression of primal sensuality. It’s also one of the most nakedly transphobic films ever made.”
Had no idea Alan Arkin would appear in a Tim Burton movie! Seriously!
Another classic JCVD action flick.
“The internet has made watching movies easier, and made distribution easier, but the internet has also played a large role in the decline in quality of mainstream American movies, especially among blockbusters.”
“And this is what this movie has finally degenerated to: jokes on the level of someone yelling ‘ching chong, ching chong’ to imitate Chinese people.”
Say his name three times, and you get one of Joey's favorite comedies!
Ursa talks Snake People/Millennials, the inevitable revolution where robots take all our jobs, and a movie about women in a quiet, dystopian future where everything done got screwed up.
The troubled history of the sequel to The Crow.
“Thanks a lot, Skidoo. One day, I’m going to flash back to this scene, something in my brain will snap, and I’ll kill a busload of kids.”
The first part of Joey's retrospective of all the feature films Tim Burton has directed, starting with a big adventure!
In yet another "You Asked For It" episode, the Fear Fan tackles Twixt, the misbegotten creation of Francis Ford Coppola that proves that some ideas should have a stake put in them from the start.
“Caine’s just surfing the deferential equation slopes, broham!”
Join the Suspect as he takes a look at the divisive Star Wars Episode I. Prequel defenders unite! Features cameos by Cubix, Joey Tedesco, and Il Neige.
Here are five things you probably didn't know about Wes Craven and his career.
We're setting sail for adventure! Boldly going where no one has gone before! And dealing with Jim Hawkins and his daddy issues while we're at it! Also: singing! And greenscreen and Tim Curry!
“Remember when they performed their show at the Chez Casablanca and all the tourists loved it? We were all so much younger then.”
Cecil takes a deeper look into the production of the horror film Sinister.