VIDEO: Spawn (1997)
A look into the production of the comic book film Spawn.
Category: Movies
VIDEO: Female Vampire (1975)
Count Jackula reviews Jesus Franco's classic, erotic film about a voluptuous vampiress who really knows how to suck, Female Vampire.
Ishtar (1987): a recap (part 2 of 9)
“Even putting aside the absurd notion of a presumably devout Muslim woman flashing her tits in public, I really can’t imagine who thought this was funny.”
7 suggestions for when Marvel gets the Fantastic Four back
“Based on the critical reception for this movie, and how utterly unoriginal and forgettable it is, I would be appalled, aghast, and amazed if Fox didn’t finally surrender the rights back to its rightful owners.”
VIDEO: Pride & Prejudice (2005)
Keira Knightley! Not-so-respectable Bennets! Gratuitous bare-hand contact! And period films for people who don't know anything about period films.
VIDEO: The Nest (1988)
Sentient cockroaches? Nope.
Kill James Bond
“Daniel Craig’s Bond carries a considerably larger burden of expectations than his predecessors ever did. To that problem, I submit the following solution: Kill James Bond.”
BINGE OR NO? The Prequel to Wet Hot American Summer (Because 40-Somethings Playing Teenagers is Never Not Funny)
You try and tell a Hollywood actress she can't play a high schooler any more. Go ahead, we dare you. Yeah, we didn't think so. And thus we get Wet Hot American Summer: First Day of Camp: The Series.
Never Say Never Again (1983): the lost recap (part 6 of 6)
“All that’s left now is to quickly get to the obligatory big battle sequence where the movie throws as many guys with guns into the frame as possible, and they all stand around shooting at each other long enough for us to finally end this damn thing.”
VIDEO: Knowing (2009)
A look at the 2009 thriller Knowing.
From bloodsucking cars to lava-spewing spiders – Syfy makes your TV dreams come true
Introducing a man-eating car and a lava-vomiting spider. What more do you need to know? You either want to see that or you desperately want to see that. Those are your only two options.
Hollywoodland (2006)
“Ultimately, Hollywoodland will probably only be remembered for the novelty of Ben Affleck playing Superman years before he played Batman.”
Ishtar (1987): a recap (part 1 of 9)
“Fans of the movie (and yes, this movie does have fans) will tell you it’s actually an underappreciated gem. I’m here to tell you those people might be clinically insane.”
Ant-Man (2015)
“If you imagine the Marvel franchise as the movie equivalent of a TV series, then this is sort of like ending the season on a standalone episode after a big climatic two-parter, starring a character you’ve never heard of, in a story that means almost nothing to the larger plot.”
Time to Miramax Out Your Credit Cards
Miramax is reportedly going up for sale for $1 billion, and since it’s got a TV division, we figure it’s ripe for the pickin’ for HNTP. All we need is for each of you, our loyal friends and supporters, to kick in a little something, Kickstarter-style.
Interstellar (2014): a recap (part 3 of 3)
“For a film that talks about the importance of humanity and human survival, it shows shockingly little faith in it.”
VIDEO: Top 10 horror films of all time
This is a reupload of the Horror Guru's top 10 horror films of all time! From the blood splattered halls of slasher classics to the gothic cathedrals of Italian horror, this list makes it through all the decades of the grotesque!
VIDEO: Cobra (1986)
The Stallone action cheesefest of awesome.
Hollow Man (2000)
“Basically The Invisible Man redone as a slasher film, containing all the stupidity that this genre (unfairly or not) is associated with.”
Please Kill This "Last Starfighter" TV Reboot
Nostalgia ain't what it used to be... and neither is The Last Starfighter if this TV reboot ever sees the light of day.
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