VIDEO: The Halloween Tree (1993)
A Halloween special from the '90s that combines Leonard Nimoy and Ray Bradbury? How did Joey manage to miss that?
Category: Movies
Why the audience didn’t need Superman Returns (2006)
“All of these plot points could be used to write three good Superman films. It is a waste that we didn’t even get one.”
6 things to love about From Russia with Love (1964)
“If you held a gun to my head and forced me to pick the Bond movie that rises to the top, I would have to say it’s From Russia with Love.”
Jupiter Ascending (2015): a recap (part 4 of 12)
“Are there people who were convinced up until this moment that bees are questioning, doubtful liars?”
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VIDEO: Coraline (2009)
Joey takes a look through button-eyes to see if this is worth calling a new Halloween classic!
VIDEO: The Craft (1996)
A look into the history of the '90s witchcraft movie.
Wrath of the Titans (2012)
“Will make anyone who loves to watch demi-gods jumping onto the backs of large computer-generated beasts giddy.”
Why James Bond will never fight Blofeld again
“So many villains since Blofeld have copied his iconography that he’s somehow become overshadowed by his own legacy.”
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Dressed to Kill (1980), and separating the art from transphobia
“It’s an enrapturing, pulse-pounding film that elevates trashy, sensationalistic material to an artistic expression of primal sensuality. It’s also one of the most nakedly transphobic films ever made.”
VIDEO: Edward Scissorhands (1990)
Had no idea Alan Arkin would appear in a Tim Burton movie! Seriously!
VIDEO: Maximum Risk (1996)
Another classic JCVD action flick.
The internet is ruining movies
“The internet has made watching movies easier, and made distribution easier, but the internet has also played a large role in the decline in quality of mainstream American movies, especially among blockbusters.”
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Ishtar (1987): a recap (part 7 of 9)
“And this is what this movie has finally degenerated to: jokes on the level of someone yelling ‘ching chong, ching chong’ to imitate Chinese people.”
VIDEO: Beetlejuice (1988)
Say his name three times, and you get one of Joey's favorite comedies!
VIDEO: Advantageous (2015)
Ursa talks Snake People/Millennials, the inevitable revolution where robots take all our jobs, and a movie about women in a quiet, dystopian future where everything done got screwed up.
VIDEO: The Crow: City of Angels (1996)
The troubled history of the sequel to The Crow.
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Skidoo (1968): the lost recap (part 5 of 14)
“Thanks a lot, Skidoo. One day, I’m going to flash back to this scene, something in my brain will snap, and I’ll kill a busload of kids.”
VIDEO: Pee Wee’s Big Adventure (1985)
The first part of Joey's retrospective of all the feature films Tim Burton has directed, starting with a big adventure!
VIDEO: Twixt (2011)
In yet another "You Asked For It" episode, the Fear Fan tackles Twixt, the misbegotten creation of Francis Ford Coppola that proves that some ideas should have a stake put in them from the start.
Jupiter Ascending (2015): a recap (part 3 of 12)
“Caine’s just surfing the deferential equation slopes, broham!”
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