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· by Dr. Winston O'Boogie · Dec 30, 2015

Jupiter Ascending (2015), a recap (part 8 of 12): Aquarela do Bureaucracy

Two writer-directors entrusted with a $175 million budget decide to bring their sci-fi/action film to a dead stop for no good reason. But hey, they got Terry Gilliam to do a cameo!

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· by Dr. Winston O'Boogie · Dec 28, 2015

Skidoo (1968), the lost recap (part 10 of 14): A good reason to drink aftershave lotion

Jackie and the gang hatch a plan to dose the entire prison with LSD, while Otto Preminger hatches a plan to torture the audience and calls it the third act of Skidoo.

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· by Ed Harris · Dec 23, 2015

RiffTrax Live! Santa and the Ice Cream Bunny (2015)

“Needless to say, it fails to match the grandeur of that time Elmer Fudd played the giant in a vain, desperate attempt to avoid typecasting.”

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· by Steven Birkner · Dec 21, 2015

Batman & Mr. Freeze: SubZero (1998)

“This movie got a pretty good reception, but I think that’s just the result of looking good in comparison to Batman & Robin, in the same way that a mediocre baseball team looks good compared to the 1899 Cleveland Spiders.”

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· by Rob Kirchgassner · Dec 14, 2015

Bubble Boy (2001)

“Bubble Boy is such a misfire all around that it should be considered a medical nightmare.”

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· by Dr. Winston O'Boogie · Dec 8, 2015

Jupiter Ascending (2015), a recap (part 7 of 12): Must love dogs

In which we meet a half-man/half-elephant, and Jupiter confesses her feelings for Caine in the most embarrassingly stupid way possible.

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· by Dr. Winston O'Boogie · Dec 7, 2015

Skidoo (1968), the lost recap (part 9 of 14): My father the torpedo

Tripping on LSD causes Jackie Gleason to turn over a new leaf, while back on Groucho's boat, we find out God's fatal weakness: cooties.

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· by Dr. Winston O'Boogie · Dec 1, 2015

Skidoo (1968), the lost recap (part 8 of 14): A literal mind-screw

Jackie Gleason continues to trip on LSD and hallucinates a dancing Mickey Rooney and Zombie Arnold Stang, resulting in one of the most horrible GIFs ever perpetrated on humanity.

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· by Dr. Winston O'Boogie · Nov 30, 2015

Jupiter Ascending (2015), a recap (part 6 of 12): The secret to younger looking skin

Hint: It involves people. Lots and lots of people. Oh, and get ready for the totally non-shocking reveal about why everyone is so interested in Jupiter.

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· by Dr. Winston O'Boogie · Nov 24, 2015

Ishtar (1987), a recap (part 9 of 9): The most honest film ever released comes to an end

Chuck and Lyle go commando on the CIA and are rewarded with all their dreams coming true: Namely, a government-funded live album and a girlfriend they can both share.

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· by Dr. Winston O'Boogie · Nov 17, 2015

Skidoo (1968), the lost recap (part 7 of 14): All things are like the void and cloudless sky

Jackie Gleason trips on LSD while Groucho Marx finally makes his grand, God-awful appearance.

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· by Dr. Winston O'Boogie · Nov 16, 2015

Jupiter Ascending (2015): a recap (part 5 of 12): Caine is the perfect hunting (and dancing) machine

In which we learn the true origins of the human race, as well as Caine Wise’s tragic backstory, which is uncannily similar to a certain legendary bouncer.

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· by Nathan Kerner · Nov 10, 2015

Isn’t every movie a standalone movie?

“Of course, sequels are a big way for Hollywood to keep revenue up, but some movies are being designed with sequels in mind before they’ve even proven there’s interest in a series.”

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· by Dr. Winston O'Boogie · Nov 9, 2015

Ishtar (1987): a recap (part 8 of 9): In the desert, you can remember your lame songs

‘Cause there ain’t no one for to give you no pain, except the makers of this movie. It’s the penultimate installment of Ishtar!

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· by Jonathan Campbell · Nov 3, 2015

Spectre (2015): a spoiler-filled review

“This sums up the fundamental problem with this film rather nicely. It looks like it’s doing something clever and edgy, but in reality, what it’s saying and doing is rather lame and tame.”

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· by Julie Kushner · Nov 3, 2015

Netflix is Reviving Gilmore Girls. So, Now You Have To Pretend You Actually Watched It…

Netflix is bringing Gilmore Girls back from the dead to devour your brain and your free time! HNTP is here to catch you up on everything you need to know if you missed the series' original run.

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· by Dr. Winston O'Boogie · Nov 2, 2015

Skidoo (1968): the lost recap (part 6 of 14): Mickey Rooney sticks a fork in it

Thrilling parking violation action, LSD-flavored envelopes, and another legendary actor is unlucky enough to appear in this movie.

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· by Steven Birkner · Oct 28, 2015

Why the audience didn’t need Superman Returns (2006)

“All of these plot points could be used to write three good Superman films. It is a waste that we didn’t even get one.”

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· by Thomas Stockel · Oct 27, 2015

6 things to love about From Russia with Love (1964)

“If you held a gun to my head and forced me to pick the Bond movie that rises to the top, I would have to say it’s From Russia with Love.”

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· by Dr. Winston O'Boogie · Oct 26, 2015

Jupiter Ascending (2015): a recap (part 4 of 12)

“Are there people who were convinced up until this moment that bees are questioning, doubtful liars?”

Category: Movies

Jupiter Ascending (2015), a recap (part 8 of 12): Aquarela do Bureaucracy

Skidoo (1968), the lost recap (part 10 of 14): A good reason to drink aftershave lotion

RiffTrax Live! Santa and the Ice Cream Bunny (2015)

Batman & Mr. Freeze: SubZero (1998)

Bubble Boy (2001)

Jupiter Ascending (2015), a recap (part 7 of 12): Must love dogs

Skidoo (1968), the lost recap (part 9 of 14): My father the torpedo

Skidoo (1968), the lost recap (part 8 of 14): A literal mind-screw

Jupiter Ascending (2015), a recap (part 6 of 12): The secret to younger looking skin

Ishtar (1987), a recap (part 9 of 9): The most honest film ever released comes to an end

Skidoo (1968), the lost recap (part 7 of 14): All things are like the void and cloudless sky

Jupiter Ascending (2015): a recap (part 5 of 12): Caine is the perfect hunting (and dancing) machine

Isn’t every movie a standalone movie?

Ishtar (1987): a recap (part 8 of 9): In the desert, you can remember your lame songs

Spectre (2015): a spoiler-filled review

Netflix is Reviving Gilmore Girls. So, Now You Have To Pretend You Actually Watched It…

Skidoo (1968): the lost recap (part 6 of 14): Mickey Rooney sticks a fork in it

Why the audience didn’t need Superman Returns (2006)

6 things to love about From Russia with Love (1964)

Jupiter Ascending (2015): a recap (part 4 of 12)

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