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Count Jackula's three-part analysis and riff on the '80s zombie classic The Return of the Living Dead, starring Linnea Quigley, James Karen, Clu Gulager and of course, Scuz's Mohawk.
Two writer-directors entrusted with a $175 million budget decide to bring their sci-fi/action film to a dead stop for no good reason. But hey, they got Terry Gilliam to do a cameo!
Jackie and the gang hatch a plan to dose the entire prison with LSD, while Otto Preminger hatches a plan to torture the audience and calls it the third act of Skidoo.
For Christmas this year, the Suspect takes a look at the definitive holiday picture... that features guns, terrorists, and a fuck-ton of explosions. This is Die Hard!
Is this movie as perfect as people make it out to be?
Our reviewers share their initial thoughts about the first of many new Star Wars movies.
“Needless to say, it fails to match the grandeur of that time Elmer Fudd played the giant in a vain, desperate attempt to avoid typecasting.”
“This movie got a pretty good reception, but I think that’s just the result of looking good in comparison to Batman & Robin, in the same way that a mediocre baseball team looks good compared to the 1899 Cleveland Spiders.”
A look at the movie inspired by the folk song.
Giant dragons, a parallel dimension, and a wisecracking hedgehog. Sounds like a Sonic game from the mid 2000s, but it's actually another Pokémon movie. Pokémonth continues with Giratina and the Sky Warrior.
It's a traditionally animated television movie about kids turning into fish with a bad CG DVD cover and Alan Rickman... So it has to be good, right?
“Bubble Boy is such a misfire all around that it should be considered a medical nightmare.”
Or: Faith, Kindness and Luke. For our last episode before The Force Awakens (eeeeeee!!!) let's discuss Return of the Jedi, trusting other people to do their jobs, following your conscience, and generally Being A Stubborn Idealistic Twerp.
By popular demand, it's the return of Pokémonth! Join Il Neige as he subjects himself—er, examines another batch of Pokémon movies, starting with Pokémon Ranger and the Temple of the Sea.
A look at the much improved sequel to The Rise of Cobra.
In which we meet a half-man/half-elephant, and Jupiter confesses her feelings for Caine in the most embarrassingly stupid way possible.
Tripping on LSD causes Jackie Gleason to turn over a new leaf, while back on Groucho's boat, we find out God's fatal weakness: cooties.
The Horror Guru tackles Frank Henenlotter's most titillating film to date: Frankenhooker, starring former Penthouse Pet Patty Mullen.