VIDEO: The Return of the Living Dead (1985)
Count Jackula's three-part analysis and riff on the '80s zombie classic The Return of the Living Dead, starring Linnea Quigley, James Karen, Clu Gulager and of course, Scuz's Mohawk.
Category: Movies
Jupiter Ascending (2015), a recap (part 8 of 12): Aquarela do Bureaucracy
Two writer-directors entrusted with a $175 million budget decide to bring their sci-fi/action film to a dead stop for no good reason. But hey, they got Terry Gilliam to do a cameo!
Skidoo (1968), the lost recap (part 10 of 14): A good reason to drink aftershave lotion
Jackie and the gang hatch a plan to dose the entire prison with LSD, while Otto Preminger hatches a plan to torture the audience and calls it the third act of Skidoo.
VIDEO: Die Hard (1988)
For Christmas this year, the Suspect takes a look at the definitive holiday picture... that features guns, terrorists, and a fuck-ton of explosions. This is Die Hard!
VIDEO: Top 5 flaws in The Nightmare Before Christmas (1993)
Is this movie as perfect as people make it out to be?
VIDEO: The Star Wars: The Force Awakens vlog/video review roundup
Our reviewers share their initial thoughts about the first of many new Star Wars movies.
RiffTrax Live! Santa and the Ice Cream Bunny (2015)
“Needless to say, it fails to match the grandeur of that time Elmer Fudd played the giant in a vain, desperate attempt to avoid typecasting.”
Batman & Mr. Freeze: SubZero (1998)
“This movie got a pretty good reception, but I think that’s just the result of looking good in comparison to Batman & Robin, in the same way that a mediocre baseball team looks good compared to the 1899 Cleveland Spiders.”
VIDEO: Alice’s Restaurant (1969)
A look at the movie inspired by the folk song.
VIDEO: Pokémon: Giratina and the Sky Warrior (2008)
Giant dragons, a parallel dimension, and a wisecracking hedgehog. Sounds like a Sonic game from the mid 2000s, but it's actually another Pokémon movie. Pokémonth continues with Giratina and the Sky Warrior.
VIDEO: A Fish Tale (2000)
It's a traditionally animated television movie about kids turning into fish with a bad CG DVD cover and Alan Rickman... So it has to be good, right?
Bubble Boy (2001)
“Bubble Boy is such a misfire all around that it should be considered a medical nightmare.”
VIDEO: Star Wars Episode VI: Return of the Jedi (1983)
Or: Faith, Kindness and Luke. For our last episode before The Force Awakens (eeeeeee!!!) let's discuss Return of the Jedi, trusting other people to do their jobs, following your conscience, and generally Being A Stubborn Idealistic Twerp.
VIDEO: Pokémon Ranger and the Temple of the Sea (2006)
By popular demand, it's the return of Pokémonth! Join Il Neige as he subjects himself—er, examines another batch of Pokémon movies, starting with Pokémon Ranger and the Temple of the Sea.
VIDEO: G.I. Joe: Retaliation (2013)
A look at the much improved sequel to The Rise of Cobra.
Jupiter Ascending (2015), a recap (part 7 of 12): Must love dogs
In which we meet a half-man/half-elephant, and Jupiter confesses her feelings for Caine in the most embarrassingly stupid way possible.
Skidoo (1968), the lost recap (part 9 of 14): My father the torpedo
Tripping on LSD causes Jackie Gleason to turn over a new leaf, while back on Groucho's boat, we find out God's fatal weakness: cooties.
VIDEO: Frankenhooker (1990)
The Horror Guru tackles Frank Henenlotter's most titillating film to date: Frankenhooker, starring former Penthouse Pet Patty Mullen.
VIDEO: Inspector Gadget (1999)
Go-Go-Gadget Bargain Bin!
VIDEO: Mosquito (1995)
Cecil looks at the making of the giant bug movie Mosquito.
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