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Count Jackula takes you on a stalk through Lover's Lane with his top 10 romantic horror movies.
This episode, the Horror Guru lists his top 10 films of 2015.
When creative people are given complete freedom, amazing things happen.
“Take that satisfaction and multiply it by a coolness factor of ten if we’d heard the snap-hiss of a lightsaber activated in George McFly’s hand as he prepared to confront Biff.”
We all know Johnny Depp insists on preposterous hair and makeup for every role, so how could he possibly resist the chance to play Donald Trump? In a spoof of a 1980s TV movie, no less!
“Wolf accomplishes what I previously thought was impossible: it actually features Jack Nicholson being restrained.”
The pseudo sequel to Ghosthouse, which means they have nothing in common. Also, David Hasselhoff.
“This is the first time I can say that a writer probably got his lyrics out of a trash can, and be completely accurate.”
“This film really did nothing but confirm the fact that Nicolas Cage doesn’t really care anymore. He’ll take just about any part to pay off his huge debts, and do absolutely nothing with the role.”
Sybil shows how much smarter she is than you with a movie that's more clever than you think it is.
One of the best, most overlooked films in Carpenter's catalog.
“It never really amounts to a great cinematic experience, which it easily could have been, and it never replicates the spirit of the comic book because, well, it’s not a comic book.”
There's a good chance you never bothered to see The Dukes of Hazzard's disastrous leap to the big screen. Fortunately, our good friends at The-Editing-Room.com re-wrote the entire script in 1,000 words or less... then slathered it all in sarcasm sauce.
“It’s all very bland, especially when so much more could have been done with her agelessness.”
The troubled history of what was once the most expensive movie ever made.
Is one of the movie's biggest plot holes an intentional metaphor for that uncomfortable time for boys and girls?
“It’s only two hours long, which is about standard for today, but it’s two hours that drag on longer than the last 15 minutes of class before summer vacation.”
Ursa's new year's resolution? Be a bit more like the ladies in Sister Act. Minus the nunning. That said, more singing (and developing my posse of kick-butt lady friends) seem like good goals.
Strap in for 90 minutes of Lucario's shrieking, shape-shifting cousin from the Unova region. It's Zoroark: Master of Illusions on Pokémonth.
A look at the Ghostbusters series, with a focus on the underrated part 2.