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· by Julie Kushner · Jul 31, 2015

From bloodsucking cars to lava-spewing spiders – Syfy makes your TV dreams come true

Introducing a man-eating car and a lava-vomiting spider. What more do you need to know? You either want to see that or you desperately want to see that. Those are your only two options.

· by Chelsey McQuitty · Jul 30, 2015

Hollywoodland (2006)

“Ultimately, Hollywoodland will probably only be remembered for the novelty of Ben Affleck playing Superman years before he played Batman.”

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· by Dr. Winston O'Boogie · Jul 27, 2015

Ishtar (1987): a recap (part 1 of 9)

“Fans of the movie (and yes, this movie does have fans) will tell you it’s actually an underappreciated gem. I’m here to tell you those people might be clinically insane.”

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· by Jonathan Campbell · Jul 23, 2015

“If you imagine the Marvel franchise as the movie equivalent of a TV series, then this is sort of like ending the season on a standalone episode after a big climatic two-parter, starring a character you’ve never heard of, in a story that means almost nothing to the larger plot.”

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· by Rick Lewis · Jul 22, 2015

Time to Miramax Out Your Credit Cards

Miramax is reportedly going up for sale for $1 billion, and since it’s got a TV division, we figure it’s ripe for the pickin’ for HNTP. All we need is for each of you, our loyal friends and supporters, to kick in a little something, Kickstarter-style.

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· by Jonathan Campbell · Jul 20, 2015

Interstellar (2014): a recap (part 3 of 3)

“For a film that talks about the importance of humanity and human survival, it shows shockingly little faith in it.”

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· by Rob Kirchgassner · Jul 15, 2015

Hollow Man (2000)

“Basically The Invisible Man redone as a slasher film, containing all the stupidity that this genre (unfairly or not) is associated with.”

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· by Rick Lewis · Jul 15, 2015

Please Kill This "Last Starfighter" TV Reboot

Nostalgia ain't what it used to be... and neither is The Last Starfighter if this TV reboot ever sees the light of day.

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· by Dr. Winston O'Boogie · Jul 13, 2015

Never Say Never Again (1983): the lost recap (part 5 of 6)

“My confidence in British intelligence is dropping by the minute.”

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· by Steven Birkner · Jul 9, 2015

16 reasons Star Wars Episode II: Attack of the Clones is better than you think

“It’s my personal view that Attack of the Clones gets a bad rap, so here are some reasons why I think it’s underrated and deserves some reconsideration.”

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· by Dr. Winston O'Boogie · Jul 6, 2015

Never Say Never Again (1983): the lost recap (part 4 of 6)

“So there you have it, folks. James Bond, secret agent: killed by a video game.”

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· by Julie Kushner · Jul 1, 2015

Sofia Vergara’s Frozen Embryos to Wacky Egg-Tivist Nutbars, “LET IT GOOOO! Let it Go!”

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· by Dr. Winston O'Boogie · Jun 29, 2015

Never Say Never Again (1983): the lost recap (part 3 of 6)

“Was this another scene specifically written so as to avoid a potential lawsuit? Does Eon hold the copyright on interesting gadgets?”

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· by Jonathan Campbell · Jun 25, 2015

Interstellar (2014): a recap (part 2 of 3)

“The second act is a prolonged science lesson with some first-year philosophy thrown in for good measure, albeit a visually stunning lesson with some good action pieces and special effects.”

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· by Julie Kushner · Jun 25, 2015

Arnold Schwarzenegger to Kindergarten Cop: “I’ll be baaaaaack . . . sort of.”

Universal is developing a new TV series based on the (semi) beloved, (not particularly) timeless movie about Ahnald, precocious tots, brutal drug dealers, tumors, and tragically underfunded public school systems.

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· by Dr. Winston O'Boogie · Jun 23, 2015

Never Say Never Again (1983): the lost recap (part 2 of 6)

“As always: James Bond, the world’s most famous secret agent.”

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· by Jonathan Campbell · Jun 18, 2015

Interstellar (2014): a recap (part 1 of 3)

“Despite the epic length, most of the cast will turn out to have existed to explore ideas or play second fiddle to the father/daughter relationship.”

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· by Dr. Winston O'Boogie · Jun 17, 2015

Never Say Never Again (1983): the lost recap (part 1 of 6)

“It’s a bit like if Christopher Nolan made Batman Begins and decided to cast Adam West.”

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· by Staff Writer · Jun 11, 2015

Rick Baker retires, and CGI wins

“CGI allows you to do anything you can imagine in your wildest fever dream, which begins to stretch the limits of believability to the breaking point.”

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· by Dr. Winston O'Boogie · Jun 5, 2015

RiffTrax Live! Sharknado (2014)

“At one point during the riffing, one of the guys remarks that the movie looks like it was edited in a Vitamix, and that’s pretty accurate.”

Category: Movies

From bloodsucking cars to lava-spewing spiders – Syfy makes your TV dreams come true

Hollywoodland (2006)

Ishtar (1987): a recap (part 1 of 9)

Ant-Man (2015)

Time to Miramax Out Your Credit Cards

Interstellar (2014): a recap (part 3 of 3)

Hollow Man (2000)

Please Kill This "Last Starfighter" TV Reboot

Never Say Never Again (1983): the lost recap (part 5 of 6)

16 reasons Star Wars Episode II: Attack of the Clones is better than you think

Never Say Never Again (1983): the lost recap (part 4 of 6)

Sofia Vergara’s Frozen Embryos to Wacky Egg-Tivist Nutbars, “LET IT GOOOO! Let it Go!”

Never Say Never Again (1983): the lost recap (part 3 of 6)

Interstellar (2014): a recap (part 2 of 3)

Arnold Schwarzenegger to Kindergarten Cop: “I’ll be baaaaaack . . . sort of.”

Never Say Never Again (1983): the lost recap (part 2 of 6)

Interstellar (2014): a recap (part 1 of 3)

Never Say Never Again (1983): the lost recap (part 1 of 6)

Rick Baker retires, and CGI wins

RiffTrax Live! Sharknado (2014)

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