Category: Movie Review

VIDEO: Transformers: Dark of the Moon (2011)

The Cinema Slob checks out what has luckily turned out not to be the final movie in the extraordinary Michael Bay four-part Transformers trilogy. Watch as the Slob learns about the moon landing, ponders the evil-ness of goatees, sees his beloved home town get blown to hell, and reenacts clips too awesome to actually include in the review!

VIDEO: Jurassic Park III (2001)

It's the debut of Minority Report Reviews! This episode, Tom takes a look at Jurassic Park III and showcases the movie's positives, which mostly consist of the action scenes and the dinosaurs, and definitely not the rehash of a plot or Téa Leoni being useless and annoying.

VIDEO: Amanda (2009)

It's 4/20 (or so) and Phil celebrates with Amanda, a so-bad-it's-good movie that goes great with a bong. This romantic comedy about a guy who discovers his wife was born a man is a laugh riot for all the wrong reasons, and Phil even gets a visit from someone who worked on the movie.

VIDEO: Rejected Pilots: “Cybertron”

This review is in Spanish with English subtitles! The Renegado looks at "Cybertron", the forgotten, rejected original pilot for VR Troopers, starring Jason David Frank, AKA the Green Ranger, as Adam Steele, a guy who merges with a cyborg in footage recycled from the Japanese series Choujinki Metalder.

VIDEO: Primer (2004)

We mark the release of Upstream Color by looking at writer-director Shane Carruth's debut Primer, the dense and confusing story of two scientists who accidentally create a time machine in their garage. Dr. O'Boogie takes a deeper look at the twisted tale of multiple timelines that sent scores of people to the internet desperately searching for an explanation of the plot.

VIDEO: Robot Jox (1989)

Renegado wants to build his own giant robot, so he sneaks into a giant robot building facility, of course, and takes a look at a movie with similar themes. Features appearances from Cecil from Good Bad Flicks, and a robot with a chainsaw penis!

VIDEO: Leprechaun: In the Hood (2000)

Once you've sunk low enough to send your horror franchise into space, the only place left to go is the hood, apparently, as Warwick Davis faces off against rappers (namely, Ice-T and a guy who was on Star Trek for four seasons and only had ten lines) in Leprechaun: In the Hood, the fifth movie in the Leprechaun saga.

Evil Dead (2013)

“Horror remakes are not generally well-liked. I realize that’s about as obvious an observation as noting that some people aren’t terribly fond of puppy-killing, but it’s true all the same.”