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“And much like an amnesiac, you’ll embark on an adventure that’s all too familiar, and by the end you’ll have forgotten it all anyway.”
Last year, the Horror Guru reviewed the highly controversial killer Santa flick Silent Night, Deadly Night for his second annual Blood Splattered Christmas Special! Get ready for his third Christmas special, coming soon!
Death, despair, and show tunes!
“Catching Fire is a far superior, more adult film than The Hunger Games, as we see the young characters we recognize from the first film grow into the people that could potentially help shape a new world. In particular, we watch as Katniss begins to believe in the power she could wield, and we wonder if this mockingjay has finally spread her wings.”
Solkir reviews a comic book movie brought to us by Disney. He expects no fewer than three talking animals.
“Trust me, this is not a movie where the time simply flies by; you feel every last one of those 219 minutes.”
Cecil reviews the super motorcycle movie Cyclone, starring Heather Thomas and Jeffrey Combs!
It's the sequel to the post apocalyptic action flick Omega Cop!
Joey looks at the ultimate guerrilla movie Escape from Tomorrow, which was secretly filmed at Disney World and Disneyland without the permission of either park. It's one of the most talked about movies of the year, and Joey finds out if it should be celebrated, or left in the catacombs at the happiest place on earth. Well, he does find out one thing: it puts to rest all those nasty turkey leg rumors at Disney.
Accept the aura!! And by the Aura, I mean Pokemon's newest poster boy. Seriously, this guy is freakin' everywhere.
“Can we open up Abrams’ Mystery Box and find out why he bothered to bring back [REDACTED] in the first place?”
“And a Silver Age Superman story this is, right down to the core. At less than a quarter of the budget, Krrish 3 satisfies in ways Man of Steel utterly failed to do.”
“If Shakespeare had had the wherewithal to include giant robots and inter-dimensional portals and storm-generating mystical hammers in his plays, it just might have looked something like this movie.”
Full of Questions takes a look at The Sixth Sense, where Bruce Willis stalks a very precocious Haley Joel Osment, who has one of the most ridiculously quoted movie lines ever.
Sofie reaaaaally enjoyed her latest trip to the theaters.
Happy, happy Halloween! This year, Cecil finally covers the much requested Halloween III: Season of the Witch.
Masked Slasher gets a little too into the remake of Maniac starring Elijah Wood!
It's Halloween, and Ursa's trying (not very successfully) to be spooky. It probably wasn't the best idea to review Shaun of the Dead, AKA "A romantic comedy. With zombies," but she's trying anyway. Even if this video is more about harsh truths than horror.
The Horror Guru concludes his Blood Splattered Halloween with Night of the Demons 3, the direct-to-video sequel to the 1988 cult classic. Sexy cat demons, snake monster masturbation, and hand gun blow jobs abound in this surprisingly sexy final installment of the series!
Prepare for the manliest Halloween ever, as Mendo celebrates Commando, a movie that even Top Gun can't compete with for awesomeness/homoeroticism! Included are a slew of guest stars, including Sofie, a whole slew of Bears, and "Honorary Bear" Ven Gethenian!