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After an awesomely successful Kickstarter campaign, the Fear Fan is back! This time, he's reviewing the lesser-known 1981 film Wolfen. What do you get when you take a a police procedural, Native American mysticism, and a feral, nude Edward James Olmos, and put them in a blender? We have no idea, but we're about to find out!
Count Jackula enters the wretched hive of Invasion of the Bee Girls, also known as Graveyard Tramps, written by future Star Trek director Nicholas Meyer!
“So working hard for beauty is bad, and you just need to make sure you’re born the epitome of Caucasian flawlessness. Got it.”
The Horror Guru celebrates Christmas a week late by reviewing Jack Frost 2: The Revenge of the Mutant Killer Snowman! This film is absolutely nuts--It's got everything from mutant killer snowmen, to Doug Jones, to a douche named Captain Fun. It's totally bananas!
“Just like Ocean’s Eleven, it’s like watching a two-hour highlight reel of an awesome Hollywood party that you weren’t invited to; only, in this case, this particular shindig was a 1970s-themed costume bash.”
Cecil talks about the hysterical Santa's Slay, a great movie that takes itself just seriously enough. It's a holiday classic that should be watched every year, along with A Christmas Story and Black Christmas.
Full of Questions takes a look at one of her favorite Christmas specials ever.
“There were times when I wondered if this film was actually a subtle parody of patriotic action movies, because surely nobody could be this shameless about it.”
It's Christmas! Meaning, it's time to review the best Christmas special ever! ...At least, if you ask Sofie.
The Unusual Suspect reviews Home Alone 2: Lost in New York, starring Macaulay Culkin, Joe Pesci, Daniel Stern, and Tim Curry!
The sequel to the intentionally bad Jack Frost has lots of gore and lots of laughs.
My Little Pony is a thing now, so why not talk about a cartoon based on another popular girls' toy from back in the day: Barbie! Here she is in her very first feature-length movie, Barbie in the Nutcracker, which as you might have guessed is also a Christmas movie.
Who would've thought there'd be another movie based on the famous Christmas jingle "Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer?" Well... Joey sure didn't, until he saw this movie. Watch as he finds out if it takes a steaming reindeer dump on the legacy of one of his favorite holiday specials.
It's time for another Requested Review, this time from Mendo's favorite site, TV Tropes! After ten years, it seems about time that we actually dealt with Tommy Wiseau's magnum opus. So, here it is: The Room! Mendo-style!
“Well, it at least looks like everyone involved had a lot of fun making this movie.”
“If I’m honest, my favorite performance (and character) in this film was the dog.”
The audience at my showing of Saving Mr. Banks clapped at the end of PL Travers’ and Walt Disney’s two-decade fucktussle getting Mary Poppins to the screen. The audience was wrong. Sure, it was pleasing to see a movie starring…
“Finding myself taking the ‘it’s a great visual experience, the story is secondary to that’ stance this time around vaguely disturbs me.”
Another December, another Hobbit movie. Of course, our fantasy lover Sofie had to go give it a watch!
“For those of us who have already seen LOTR, this is a nice look back at those films, and for those completely new to the trilogy, The Hobbit is a an exciting film that stands as a worthwhile story its own right.”