The Animated Heroine returns with a movie she nabbed on its way to the garbage.
Category: Movie Review
“I came for robots, and I left with a migraine.”
In this episode: princesses, knights and queens, Linkara, Count Jackula, and some of the reasons Frozen was so insanely popular. Also, Ursa breaks into song. Because how else would you expect her to celebrate her 100th episode?
One of the most ridiculous B-movies ever. The metal band Psychostick helps Cecil tackle this one by giving the episode an awesome intro tune.
“Only once is the idea even brought up that maybe the world ‘isn’t ready for this’, which is immediately shot down with a line that made me want to stand up and cheer: ‘Knowledge doesn’t cause chaos; ignorance does.’”
A brief editorial about the recent Ninja Turtles film, and why you should just give it a freaking break, already!
“Even though they add the mathematically necessary amount of action scenes, it just didn’t stand out as something I’d care to watch again.”
In this episode of Fright Bites, the Fear Fan takes a look at the recent slasher movie musical Stage Fright, a gory good time that receives his fullest recommendation.
The Horror Guru enters the gore-tastic realm of independent splatter films with the 1983 cult classic The Deadly Spawn, also known as Return of the Aliens.
“It’s really amusing to watch each character get slowly dumbed down before our eyes. It’s like watching the history of slasher films itself, as each sequel becomes stupider, more clichéd, and less human and enjoyable.”
Don’t worry, this video isn’t spam. Neither is the movie, as far as the Renegado can tell…
Joey doesn’t think the sky is the only thing falling in this review.
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“It’s just as ridiculous as it sounds and looks. Which in all honesty is what makes it great.”
Phil Buni is back and looking a little different as he reviews the violent Spanish satire The Last Circus (original title: Balada triste de trompeta).
“It’s rather obvious this sequence was added in just to prove that 45-year-old Aniston still has rock hard glutes.”
In this episode: Umbridge, Snape, Dumbledore, how good priorities go bad, and the importance of forgiveness.
“The new RoboCop is a starkly dramatic tale of a man-machine hybrid struggling to retain his humanity. This is actually a pretty interesting concept for a movie. But it doesn’t feel much like RoboCop.”
Mendo closes out his trilogy of porn reviews with a look at a series of Blair Witch Project spoofs that are a lot better than the actual films, but still incredibly weird in their own right. Keep an eye out for That ’70s Girl‘s A.J. Khan!