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Category: Movie Review

· by Jonathan Campbell · Feb 16, 2016

Deadpool (2016): A love story

“Wade Wilson might be a rude, violent borderline sociopath with a potty-mouth who drops more F-bombs in the first 20 minutes of this movie than all of the Marvel Cinematic Universe and Fox-Marvel movies combined, but he isn’t (completely) lying when he calls this film ‘a love story’”

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· by Cecil Trachenburg · Feb 14, 2016

VIDEO: Lifeforce (1985)

When creative people are given complete freedom, amazing things happen.

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· by Rob Kirchgassner · Feb 8, 2016

Wolf (1994)

“Wolf accomplishes what I previously thought was impossible: it actually features Jack Nicholson being restrained.”

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· by Cecil Trachenburg · Feb 7, 2016

VIDEO: Witchery (1988)

The pseudo sequel to Ghosthouse, which means they have nothing in common. Also, David Hasselhoff.

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· by Chelsey McQuitty · Feb 1, 2016

The Left Behind remake is as God-awful as the original

“This film really did nothing but confirm the fact that Nicolas Cage doesn’t really care anymore. He’ll take just about any part to pay off his huge debts, and do absolutely nothing with the role.”

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· by Sybil Pandemic · Jan 31, 2016

VIDEO: 300 (2007)

Sybil shows how much smarter she is than you with a movie that's more clever than you think it is.

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· by Cecil Trachenburg · Jan 31, 2016

VIDEO: Prince of Darkness (1987)

One of the best, most overlooked films in Carpenter's catalog.

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· by Ivan K · Jan 29, 2016

Watchmen (2009) is Zack Snyder’s only good film

“It never really amounts to a great cinematic experience, which it easily could have been, and it never replicates the spirit of the comic book because, well, it’s not a comic book.”

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· by Chelsey McQuitty · Jan 26, 2016

The Age of Adaline (2015)

“It’s all very bland, especially when so much more could have been done with her agelessness.”

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· by Cecil Trachenburg · Jan 25, 2016

VIDEO: Waterworld (1995)

The troubled history of what was once the most expensive movie ever made.

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· by Joey Tedesco · Jan 25, 2016

VIDEO: Is Beauty and the Beast about puberty?

Is one of the movie's biggest plot holes an intentional metaphor for that uncomfortable time for boys and girls?

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· by Chelsey McQuitty · Jan 19, 2016

The Divergent Series: Insurgent (2015)

“It’s only two hours long, which is about standard for today, but it’s two hours that drag on longer than the last 15 minutes of class before summer vacation.”

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· by Sursum Ursa · Jan 18, 2016

VIDEO: Sister Act (1992)

Ursa's new year's resolution? Be a bit more like the ladies in Sister Act. Minus the nunning. That said, more singing (and developing my posse of kick-butt lady friends) seem like good goals.

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· by Il Neige · Jan 18, 2016

VIDEO: Pokémon: Zoroark: Master of Illusions (2010)

Strap in for 90 minutes of Lucario's shrieking, shape-shifting cousin from the Unova region. It's Zoroark: Master of Illusions on Pokémonth.

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· by Cecil Trachenburg · Jan 18, 2016

VIDEO: Ghostbusters II (1989)

A look at the Ghostbusters series, with a focus on the underrated part 2.

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· by Il Neige · Jan 9, 2016

VIDEO: Pokémon: Arceus and the Jewel of Life (2009)

Transcending the confines of time and space, Ash comes face to face with God. Turns out he looks like a reindeer and sounds like a whiny, teenage anime protagonist.

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· by Cecil Trachenburg · Jan 9, 2016

VIDEO: Infested (2002)

Birdemic with bugs?

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· by Steven Birkner · Jan 6, 2016

The Force Awakens is a surprisingly dark new vision of Star Wars

“For all of the criticisms of what the prequel trilogy did to the backstory of the original trilogy, it didn’t wipe away the accomplishments of the original trilogy in the way that The Force Awakens does.”

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· by Cecil Trachenburg · Jan 3, 2016

VIDEO: UHF (1989)

A brief look at the Weird Al movie.

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· by Count Jackula · Jan 3, 2016

VIDEO: The Return of the Living Dead (1985)

Count Jackula's three-part analysis and riff on the '80s zombie classic The Return of the Living Dead, starring Linnea Quigley, James Karen, Clu Gulager and of course, Scuz's Mohawk.

Category: Movie Review

Deadpool (2016): A love story

VIDEO: Lifeforce (1985)

Wolf (1994)

VIDEO: Witchery (1988)

The Left Behind remake is as God-awful as the original

VIDEO: 300 (2007)

VIDEO: Prince of Darkness (1987)

Watchmen (2009) is Zack Snyder’s only good film

The Age of Adaline (2015)

VIDEO: Waterworld (1995)

VIDEO: Is Beauty and the Beast about puberty?

The Divergent Series: Insurgent (2015)

VIDEO: Sister Act (1992)

VIDEO: Pokémon: Zoroark: Master of Illusions (2010)

VIDEO: Ghostbusters II (1989)

VIDEO: Pokémon: Arceus and the Jewel of Life (2009)

VIDEO: Infested (2002)

The Force Awakens is a surprisingly dark new vision of Star Wars

VIDEO: UHF (1989)

VIDEO: The Return of the Living Dead (1985)

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