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Independent production studio Blumhouse needs an intervention.
Full Moon Productions ventures into vampire lore.
“With the abrupt ending of the first film, most had hoped the second entry would provide all the answers we never got. Instead, the previous film now makes even less sense.”
What were you expecting this Valentine's day? Roses?
“So destroying a machine that’s beaming negative thoughts into our heads will somehow cause global warming to stop?”
“Wade Wilson might be a rude, violent borderline sociopath with a potty-mouth who drops more F-bombs in the first 20 minutes of this movie than all of the Marvel Cinematic Universe and Fox-Marvel movies combined, but he isn’t (completely) lying when he calls this film ‘a love story’”
When creative people are given complete freedom, amazing things happen.
“Wolf accomplishes what I previously thought was impossible: it actually features Jack Nicholson being restrained.”
The pseudo sequel to Ghosthouse, which means they have nothing in common. Also, David Hasselhoff.
“This film really did nothing but confirm the fact that Nicolas Cage doesn’t really care anymore. He’ll take just about any part to pay off his huge debts, and do absolutely nothing with the role.”
Sybil shows how much smarter she is than you with a movie that's more clever than you think it is.
One of the best, most overlooked films in Carpenter's catalog.
“It never really amounts to a great cinematic experience, which it easily could have been, and it never replicates the spirit of the comic book because, well, it’s not a comic book.”
“It’s all very bland, especially when so much more could have been done with her agelessness.”
The troubled history of what was once the most expensive movie ever made.
Is one of the movie's biggest plot holes an intentional metaphor for that uncomfortable time for boys and girls?
“It’s only two hours long, which is about standard for today, but it’s two hours that drag on longer than the last 15 minutes of class before summer vacation.”
Ursa's new year's resolution? Be a bit more like the ladies in Sister Act. Minus the nunning. That said, more singing (and developing my posse of kick-butt lady friends) seem like good goals.
Strap in for 90 minutes of Lucario's shrieking, shape-shifting cousin from the Unova region. It's Zoroark: Master of Illusions on Pokémonth.
A look at the Ghostbusters series, with a focus on the underrated part 2.