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Category: Movie Recap

· by Jordon Davis · Jan 24, 2018

Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull (2008), a recap (part 6 of 8)

Previously: Indiana Jones, Marion from the first movie, their son, a crystal skull, John Hurt, aliens, Russians, the Amazon, RPGs, and an amphibious jeep. Indy, Marion and Mutt all bail out of their truck into a WWII-era Ford GPA. It’s…

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· by Jordon Davis · Jan 15, 2018

Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull (2008), a recap (part 5 of 8)

Previously: Dr. Spalko forced Indy to look at an alien skull, and this freaked him out a little bit. She threatened Jones, which he laughed at. So she threatened Mutt, which Mutt laughed at. So she brought out Marion Ravenwood.…

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· by Jordon Davis · Jan 4, 2018

Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull (2008), a recap (part 4 of 8)

Previously: Indiana killed a native, but he was standing in the way of the plot, so it’s okay. Indy and Mutt wander through your typical Raiders-type set. There’s lots of dust and cobwebs and skeletons and stuff. They come…

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· by Jordon Davis · Dec 26, 2017

Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull (2008), a recap (part 3 of 8)

Previously: Indiana Jones had a great trilogy that wrapped up perfectly. And then they made this. Harrison Ford and Shia LaBeouf are pretending to eat at a diner. Shia introduces himself as Mutt, which Indy thinks is a stupid name,…

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· by Jordon Davis · Dec 18, 2017

Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull (2008), a recap (part 2 of 8)

Previously on Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull: Nobody nuked a fridge. And that’s the best that can be said about that. Indiana is walking through the Nevada hills after his jet/monorail/made-up-thing ride. He spots a…

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· by Jordon Davis · Dec 11, 2017

Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull (2008), a recap (part 1 of 8)

SUMMARY: Seventeen years after his last adventure, with his heroism in World War II long forgotten, Indiana Jones dusts off his fedora to save the world from the Soviets, discover the hidden truths of the past, awkwardly face his ex-girlfriend,…

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· by Rob Kirchgassner · Dec 7, 2017

The Star Wars Holiday Special (1978)

For the holiday season, I decided to take a look at something that’s truly scary. No, I’m not talking about Black Christmas, Silent Night Deadly Night, or even Gremlins. I’m talking about a TV special that only…

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· by Susan Velazquez · Dec 4, 2017

Teen Wolf (1985): a recap (part 3 of 3): Dances, with Wolves

Previously: Having used his newfound superpowers to get laid and win basketball games, Scott has completely run out of things to do in Bumblefuck, Indiana, or wherever this movie is supposed to take place. Also, it’s starting to piss off…

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· by Susan Velazquez · Nov 20, 2017

Teen Wolf (1985): a recap (part 2 of 3): Must Love Dogs

Scott's friends perk up when they realize his abnormalities are actually useful to them (it's poor Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer all over again).

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· by Susan Velazquez · Nov 7, 2017

Teen Wolf (1985): a recap (part 1 of 3): Beavers vs. Dragons

Is Teen Wolf a painfully dated '80s embarrassment like fanny packs, acid washed jeans, or Reaganomics?

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· by Tyler Peterson · Nov 6, 2017

Jonah Hex (2010): a recap (part 6 of 6): The Conflagration Proclamation

Last time on Hex Mix: A mortally wounded Jonah Hex somehow rode his horse two-thirds of the distance across the United States and somehow found his friendly neighborhood Native Americans, who somehow cured him of his bad case of…

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· by Tyler Peterson · Oct 19, 2017

Jonah Hex (2010): a recap (part 5 of 6): Jonah eats crow

Previously on Hex, Vexed by Rednecks, Bisects Necks: Turnbull has built a gun big enough to shoot the whole country in the face. Hex resurrected Turnbull’s son—dead at Hex’s hands—to ask where Turnbull was so he could kill him …

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· by Tyler Peterson · Oct 9, 2017

Jonah Hex (2010): a recap (part 4 of 6): When Jonah comes mooching home again

Previously on Hex Collects Checks: Bounty hunter and part time medium Jonah Hex (Josh Brolin) had to find his old commanding officer/fellow Mustache Club member Quentin Turnbull (John Malkovich) in order to prevent him and his band of neo-Confederates…

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· by Tyler Peterson · Oct 2, 2017

Jonah Hex (2010): a recap (part 3 of 6): Clods and generals

Last time on Hex Wrecks the Cineplex: Disfigured ex-Confederate bounty hunter Jonah Hex (Josh Brolin) narrowly escaped an extremely dumb trap laid by crooked lawmen. He retired to his favorite watering hole for a spot of tortuously dull pillow…

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· by Tyler Peterson · Sep 25, 2017

Jonah Hex (2010): a recap (part 2 of 6): The Adventures of Jonah Hex’s Magic Horse

Last time on What the Hex: The grumpy man (Jonah Hex) committed some light treason. The crazy man (Quentin Turnbull) got on his case about it. The crazier man (so far not named; I’ll just call him This Fucking…

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· by Tyler Peterson · Sep 20, 2017

Jonah Hex (2010): a recap (part 1 of 6)

As a non-comics reader, I’m in something of an awkward position when I watch a movie adapted from a comic book and don’t like it. Part of me thinks that it’s unfair to judge it by my normal standards, because…

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· by Rob Kirchgassner · Aug 8, 2017

Licence to Kill (1989)

Here now is the Licence to Kill review that I initially planned to write before Sir Roger Moore’s passing. If any entry in the James Bond series can be described as “polarizing”, it’s this one. Some love it for its…

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· by Thomas Stockel · Aug 7, 2017

Megaforce (1982): a recap (part 6 of 6)

Last time on Megaforce: Hunter and Co. got the shaft and now must sneak up on and fight their way through Gurrera’s forces to make it to the planes in order to make their escape. Well, this is it,…

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· by Thomas Stockel · Jul 26, 2017

Megaforce (1982): a recap (part 5 of 6)

Last time on Megaforce: Asses were kicked, names were taken. Then Guerrera popped out of a Red Cross chopper, and it didn’t look like he was there to render first aid. Before we get into it, you might be…

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· by Thomas Stockel · Jul 19, 2017

Megaforce (1982): a recap (part 4 of 6)

Last time on Megaforce: Hunter was a sexist, manipulative dick and Zara fell in love with him. Hmm, last week I said I didn’t think Hal Needham knew women. Reading that sentence out loud and remembering all the good-looking…

Category: Movie Recap

Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull (2008), a recap (part 6 of 8)

Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull (2008), a recap (part 5 of 8)

Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull (2008), a recap (part 4 of 8)

Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull (2008), a recap (part 3 of 8)

Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull (2008), a recap (part 2 of 8)

Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull (2008), a recap (part 1 of 8)

The Star Wars Holiday Special (1978)

Teen Wolf (1985): a recap (part 3 of 3): Dances, with Wolves

Teen Wolf (1985): a recap (part 2 of 3): Must Love Dogs

Teen Wolf (1985): a recap (part 1 of 3): Beavers vs. Dragons

Jonah Hex (2010): a recap (part 6 of 6): The Conflagration Proclamation

Jonah Hex (2010): a recap (part 5 of 6): Jonah eats crow

Jonah Hex (2010): a recap (part 4 of 6): When Jonah comes mooching home again

Jonah Hex (2010): a recap (part 3 of 6): Clods and generals

Jonah Hex (2010): a recap (part 2 of 6): The Adventures of Jonah Hex’s Magic Horse

Jonah Hex (2010): a recap (part 1 of 6)

Licence to Kill (1989)

Megaforce (1982): a recap (part 6 of 6)

Megaforce (1982): a recap (part 5 of 6)

Megaforce (1982): a recap (part 4 of 6)

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