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Category: Movie Recap

· by Jordon Davis · Jun 12, 2017

Ballistic: Ecks vs. Sever (2002): a recap (part 5 of 6)

Previously on Ballistic: Ecks v. Sever: Benjamin Bratt’s wife did her eyebrows, and Lucy Liu gave Antonio Banderas a note. So Sever gets a note with a number and street. I was going to complain that the address doesn’t…

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· by Jordon Davis · Jun 5, 2017

Ballistic: Ecks vs. Sever (2002): a recap (part 4 of 6)

Previously on Ballistic: Ecks vs. Sever: Lucy Liu’s character got both a name and a motivation. It’s just like improv class. Ecks, still googling Sever on his laptop, finds video of a house being blown up by a drone.…

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· by Jordon Davis · May 29, 2017

Ballistic: Ecks vs. Sever (2002): a recap (part 3 of 6)

Previously on Ballistic: Ecks vs. Sever: A “studio” brought a guy who made one film over from Thailand to helm a Hollywood action movie. And that’s going about as well as could be expected. Ecks, learning that Sever knows…

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· by Jordon Davis · May 22, 2017

Ballistic: Ecks vs. Sever (2002): a recap (part 2 of 6)

Previously on Ballistic: Ecks v. Sever: Lucy Liu destroyed some innocent cars and I destroyed a serious relationship. Since Lucy Liu just… saved? …re-kidnapped? …your-guess-here? …a six year-old boy, I would expect the movie to tell us more about…

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· by Jordon Davis · May 16, 2017

Ballistic: Ecks vs. Sever (2002): a recap (part 1 of 6)

It was recently argued that nobody would read a detailed recap of a movie when they could just as easily pull it up on streaming and watch it themselves. To that, I say, “Challenge accepted!” What if the movie were…

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· by Rob Kirchgassner · Feb 28, 2017

Movies that Predicted Trump: My Fellow Americans (1996)

It’s now been one month since Donald Trump was inaugurated as the 45th President of the United States, and already his standing with the public is at an all-time low. In addition, people are withdrawing from his cabinet or from…

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· by Thomas Stockel · Dec 14, 2016

Moon Zero Two (1969): a recap (part 10 of 10)

The movie does take place in 2021; it’s not too late to start making jump suits and boots a thing. And plastic plaid jackets. Can’t forget those.

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· by Thomas Stockel · Nov 20, 2016

Moon Zero Two (1969): a recap (part 9 of 10)

When we last left Bill and Clementine, Lithuania suffered a major setback in their plot to annex the Moon, but it left the Moon Bug shot to hell. Bill opted to use the “bugdozer” instead, but it only has enough charge for a 150-mile trip, and it’s 200 miles to Farside Five. Fortunately, the bugdozer is built to go over mountains, so it’s time to find a shortcut. The pair head out...

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· by Thomas Stockel · Oct 31, 2016

Moon Zero Two (1969): a recap (part 8 of 10)

So it turns out that modern firearms can fire in a vacuum; gunpowder contains its own oxidizer, so it doesn’t require an atmosphere. Special thanks to reader Greenhornet for the info, and for not making fun of my ignorance; class is always appreciated. Of course, that means ditching 500 words of guns-not-being-able-to-fire-in-a-vacuum jokes...

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· by Thomas Stockel · Oct 17, 2016

Moon Zero Two (1969): a recap (part 7 of 10)

Moon Zero Two comes in for a landing outside Farside Five. Oh man, I’m sooooo looking forward to this. I hope Farside Five has lots of strips with dogs, those are the funniest.

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· by Thomas Stockel · Sep 12, 2016

Moon Zero Two (1969): a recap (part 6 of 10)

When we last left our heroes (and at this point, I’m really stretching the definition of that word; seriously, Bill is a bit of a dick and Kaminski is little more than drunken comic relief, albeit his legal acumen and/or ability to baffle with bullshit has come in handy twice)...

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· by Thomas Stockel · Aug 19, 2016

Moon Zero Two (1969): a recap (part 5 of 10)

Hello, and welcome back to my Moon Zero Two extended recap. In case you’re new to the Booth, you can catch up by checking out the links to the first four parts here, here, here...

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· by Susan Velazquez · Jun 16, 2016

Top Gun (1986): a recap (part 3 of 3)

“Maverick then rejoins the battle and helps Iceman take out the remaining enemy planes, as totally happened all the time during the Cold War. AMERICA, YEAHHHHH!”

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· by Susan Velazquez · Jun 8, 2016

Top Gun (1986): a recap (part 2 of 3)

The 30th anniversary recap continues as we try to find out if Top Gun is still on top after all these years.

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· by Susan Velazquez · Jun 2, 2016

Top Gun (1986): a recap (part 1 of 3)

“I’m willing to risk it all to bring you this mini-recap, and find out if Top Gun is still on top after all these years.”

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· by Thomas Stockel · Apr 26, 2016

Moon Zero Two (1969): a recap (part 4 of 10)

“Should Bill be drinking before heading into space? I don’t think that suit has a catheter, and his ship didn’t look big enough to have a toilet. Guess it’d better be a short trip.”

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· by Thomas Stockel · Mar 31, 2016

Moon Zero Two (1969): a recap (part 3 of 10)

“I’d say the powers that be are trying to collectively piss off an entire region of planet Earth, but I get the feeling everybody gets offended equally here, and it’s just Latin America’s turn.”

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· by Dr. Winston O'Boogie · Mar 28, 2016

Jupiter Ascending (2015), a recap (part 12 of 12): Jupiter and Caine earn their wings

The film (and perhaps the Wachowskis’ directing career) comes to a perfunctory end as we learn that while being ruler of a galactic empire might be nice, it can never compare to cleaning toilets for a living.

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· by Thomas Stockel · Mar 14, 2016

Moon Zero Two (1969): a recap (part 2 of 10)

“Men’s-only locker room, casual misogyny when it comes to humor, assumptions that women are only interested in material goods. Glad to see the future hasn’t changed, 1969.”

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· by Dr. Winston O'Boogie · Mar 9, 2016

Skidoo (1968), the lost recap (part 14 of 14): Adieu, Skidoo

This non-comedy gets a suitable non-ending as all the plot threads we’ve been following for six months devolve into a terrible musical number and the strangest closing credits in history.

Category: Movie Recap

Ballistic: Ecks vs. Sever (2002): a recap (part 5 of 6)

Ballistic: Ecks vs. Sever (2002): a recap (part 4 of 6)

Ballistic: Ecks vs. Sever (2002): a recap (part 3 of 6)

Ballistic: Ecks vs. Sever (2002): a recap (part 2 of 6)

Ballistic: Ecks vs. Sever (2002): a recap (part 1 of 6)

Movies that Predicted Trump: My Fellow Americans (1996)

Moon Zero Two (1969): a recap (part 10 of 10)

Moon Zero Two (1969): a recap (part 9 of 10)

Moon Zero Two (1969): a recap (part 8 of 10)

Moon Zero Two (1969): a recap (part 7 of 10)

Moon Zero Two (1969): a recap (part 6 of 10)

Moon Zero Two (1969): a recap (part 5 of 10)

Top Gun (1986): a recap (part 3 of 3)

Top Gun (1986): a recap (part 2 of 3)

Top Gun (1986): a recap (part 1 of 3)

Moon Zero Two (1969): a recap (part 4 of 10)

Moon Zero Two (1969): a recap (part 3 of 10)

Jupiter Ascending (2015), a recap (part 12 of 12): Jupiter and Caine earn their wings

Moon Zero Two (1969): a recap (part 2 of 10)

Skidoo (1968), the lost recap (part 14 of 14): Adieu, Skidoo

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