Leonard Part 6 (1987) (part 1 of 15)
“So by now, we're watching a drunk Bill Cosby performing surgery on himself with a hunting knife. Hey, having fun yet, Cosby Show fans?”
Category: Movie Recap
Red Heat (1988) (part 4 of 4)
“Arnold is so taciturn in this film he makes the Terminator seem like a livestock auctioneer.”
Red Heat (1988) (part 3 of 4)
“Arnold is so taciturn in this film he makes the Terminator seem like a livestock auctioneer.”
Red Heat (1988) (part 2 of 4)
“Arnold is so taciturn in this film he makes the Terminator seem like a livestock auctioneer.”
Red Heat (1988) (part 1 of 4)
“Arnold is so taciturn in this film he makes the Terminator seem like a livestock auctioneer.”
King Solomon's Mines (1985) (part 6 of 6)
“Obviously, they were going for a movie similar to the Indiana Jones films, but as we’ll see, they had neither the resources nor the skill to pull it off.”
King Solomon's Mines (1985) (part 5 of 6)
“Obviously, they were going for a movie similar to the Indiana Jones films, but as we’ll see, they had neither the resources nor the skill to pull it off.”
King Solomon's Mines (1985) (part 4 of 6)
“Obviously, they were going for a movie similar to the Indiana Jones films, but as we’ll see, they had neither the resources nor the skill to pull it off.”
King Solomon's Mines (1985) (part 3 of 6)
“Obviously, they were going for a movie similar to the Indiana Jones films, but as we’ll see, they had neither the resources nor the skill to pull it off.”
King Solomon's Mines (1985) (part 2 of 6)
“Obviously, they were going for a movie similar to the Indiana Jones films, but as we’ll see, they had neither the resources nor the skill to pull it off.”
King Solomon's Mines (1985) (part 1 of 6)
“Obviously, they were going for a movie similar to the Indiana Jones films, but as we’ll see, they had neither the resources nor the skill to pull it off.”
The Wonderful Wizard of Oz (1910)
“This movie was released in—hold onto your hats, folks!—1910, making this the oldest movie to be recapped on the Agony Booth! Yeah, that’s right. This movie is one hundred years old! Eat it, The Adventure of the Wrong Santa Claus! Don’t you be bringing that Wilsonian-era crap into this house!”
Labyrinth (1986) (part 4 of 4)
“It takes a real artist to perform among puppets, and Bowie pulls it off masterfully. Now that I’m an adult, I can finally admire his performance. As a girl, I was too busy feeling disconcerted by the puppets and the bulge in Bowie’s tights. They sure didn’t call it a ‘crotchtrusion’ for nothing.”
Labyrinth (1986) (part 3 of 4)
“It takes a real artist to perform among puppets, and Bowie pulls it off masterfully. Now that I’m an adult, I can finally admire his performance. As a girl, I was too busy feeling disconcerted by the puppets and the bulge in Bowie’s tights. They sure didn’t call it a ‘crotchtrusion’ for nothing.”
Labyrinth (1986) (part 2 of 4)
“It takes a real artist to perform among puppets, and Bowie pulls it off masterfully. Now that I’m an adult, I can finally admire his performance. As a girl, I was too busy feeling disconcerted by the puppets and the bulge in Bowie’s tights. They sure didn’t call it a ‘crotchtrusion’ for nothing.”
Labyrinth (1986) (part 1 of 4)
“It takes a real artist to perform among puppets, and Bowie pulls it off masterfully. Now that I’m an adult, I can finally admire his performance. As a girl, I was too busy feeling disconcerted by the puppets and the bulge in Bowie’s tights. They sure didn’t call it a ‘crotchtrusion’ for nothing.”
The Twilight Saga: New Moon (2009) (part 6 of 6)
“My prediction at the end of my Twilight recap was correct: This movie did indeed suck harder than its predecessor. In fact, it sucked so hard that it made me wonder why I ever liked the first one to begin with.”
The Twilight Saga: New Moon (2009) (part 5 of 6)
“My prediction at the end of my Twilight recap was correct: This movie did indeed suck harder than its predecessor. In fact, it sucked so hard that it made me wonder why I ever liked the first one to begin with.”
The Twilight Saga: New Moon (2009) (part 4 of 6)
“My prediction at the end of my Twilight recap was correct: This movie did indeed suck harder than its predecessor. In fact, it sucked so hard that it made me wonder why I ever liked the first one to begin with.”
The Twilight Saga: New Moon (2009) (part 3 of 6)
“My prediction at the end of my Twilight recap was correct: This movie did indeed suck harder than its predecessor. In fact, it sucked so hard that it made me wonder why I ever liked the first one to begin with.”
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