Meghan Trainor’s “Dear Future Husband” is not sexist
“All of this sounds like a lot, but it really isn’t. Most of what she outlines boils down to ‘be active and engaged in our relationship and I will love you.’”
Category: Music Review
What’s the problem with “Anaconda”?
“Why is it so gross and shameful for Nicki Minaj to write a song about the unprecedented awesomeness of her ass?”
Avril Lavigne’s “Hello Kitty”: Racist, or just crap?
“On the surface, I should love Avril Lavigne’s ‘Hello Kitty’. But I’m almost thirty. And so is Avril Lavigne.”
You’ll be forever creeped out by Justin Bieber’s “Backpack”, a love song to his alien girlfriend
There’s no doubt that Justin Bieber knows how to craft a song for the ladies of the planet Earth. But perhaps he’s become bored with all these mundane human girls. So what’s the biggest pop star on the planet to…
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VIDEO: Avenged Sevenfold “A Little Piece of Heaven”
Watch the horror of Joey's crossover with undead music reviewer Soundbite! Together, they take a stab at Avenged Sevenfold and their animated music video featuring good ol' mass murdering and necrophilia. Let the ghoul times roll!
Mormon boy band thinks you're "so beautiful" when you don't dress like a whore
Hey, ladies, have you ever wondered what gets Mormon boys really super hot? I know I haven’t, and you probably haven’t, and neither have you over there rolling your eyes, but this Backstreet Boys-esque band of preppy white boys (plus…
VIDEO: Janelle Monáe “Tightrope”
Rex Rabbit, sound engineer for the Bunny Perspective, is back with a new music video review! Here's a shocker, Rex really likes Janelle Monáe. Why isn't she more popular, again? Everyone seems to like her.
VIDEO: Psy “Gentleman”
Rex Rabbit, sound engineer for the Bunny Perspective, is back with another music video review, this time covering Korean pop star Psy's attempt to repeat the massive YouTube success of "Gangnam Style". West Side!
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VIDEO: Los del Río “Macarena”
Renegado takes a break from his usual format with a music review! In this case, he talks about a little-known song from the '90s that may or may not have had its own dance craze. And somehow, he convinces several of his fellow Agony Booth reviewers to dance the Macarena for him. On camera.
VIDEO: Gotye
Phil once again turns his show over to sound engineer Rex Rabitt for another installment of The Bunny Perspective: Music! On this episode, Rex talks about the music videos of Gotye, but not the video for "Somebody That I Used to Know", because that's already been discussed to death.
VIDEO: LMFAO “Party Rock Anthem”
Phil turns the show over to his sound guy (and pop culture junkie puppet) Rex Rabitt! Is he merely an opinionated sound guy, or is there more to this red rabbit? Well, you won't find out here, but you will hear his thoughts on the group LMFAO and their one great contribution to party history, "Party Rock Anthem".
VIDEO: “Macho Man” Randy Savage “Be a Man”
Now that the cream of the crap of Shaq's raps have been milked for all they're worth, Mendo turns his critical sights to the musical endeavors of another athlete: the late Randy "Macho Man" Savage and his 2003 song "Be a Man". But could there be a pleasant surprise waiting for him?
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VIDEO: Shaquille O’Neal “Biological Didn’t Bother”
It's Mendo's first ever song review! And, while we here at the Agony Booth would never force you to admit to yourself that Shaq even had a rap career in the first place, someone who may or may not have played for the Lakers did in fact record this song. Also, he may have dressed in a suit that made him look like a salmon. But you'll have to watch the episode to find out!
Cop Rock: "Let's Be Careful Out There"
In the wealthiest nation on earth. At the end of an era. When heroes had all but vanished. And the world waited for change. Television brought us greatness. One show made us all believers again. That show was Seinfeld. This is Cop Rock. It was horrible.
Heidi Montag's "Higher"
"It looks like Heidi Montag figured she could sing, and has released a song and video entitled 'Higher'. I suspect it's terrible, but I've already seen 'My Humps', so how bad could this be?"
Don Johnson's "Heartbeat" (part 2 of 2)
I know what you're thinking: Don Johnson's "Heartbeat"? Are you for real? (Actually, what you're probably thinking is Don Johnson's "Heartbeat"? What the fuck? But I took the liberty of cleaning up your thoughts for you.)Well, ever since I started this new Agonizer section where I can post short articles, I've been jonesing to do an in-depth review of a short piece of film. Like, say, a music video. And what music video could possibly be worse than Don Johnson's "Heartbeat"?
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Don Johnson's "Heartbeat" (part 1 of 2)
I know what you're thinking: Don Johnson's "Heartbeat"? Are you for real? (Actually, what you're probably thinking is Don Johnson's "Heartbeat"? What the fuck? But I took the liberty of cleaning up your thoughts for you.)Well, ever since I started this new Agonizer section where I can post short articles, I've been jonesing to do an in-depth review of a short piece of film. Like, say, a music video. And what music video could possibly be worse than Don Johnson's "Heartbeat"?
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