This Cat Saved Its Boy From A Jerk Dog, And You Will Watch This Video Now

Fuck you, dog! You stupid jerk piece of shit asshole who should not be attacking little boys on their little bicycles, minding their own business in their own driveways, and Tara the cat will come out of nowhere in a fucking HURRY for some CAT VENGEANCE.

How’s it feel to get your ass kicked by a cat, jerk dog? You like that? You gonna come back for more? Oh no you’re not, because you’ve had some fear of cat put in you, as is right and proper.

Some people do not like cats, they are like “waah, I am scared of cats because I am a weird person with weird phobias and they are of the devil.” Well GOOD. You should be scared! Cat will fuck up your shit, you leave little Timmy or whoever the fuck alone.

Of course, don’t forget, it’s also Bakersfield. Everything’s hard in Bakersfield.


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  • Hammiepants

    I hate dogs. I wish the cat had fucked him up more. GO CAT!!!

    • rebecca

      I like dogs! But that was a BAD DOG.

      • Hammiepants

        I had A Bad Experience with a dog (actually several), so I Have My Reasons.

      • $73376667

        “There are no bad dogs, only bad owners,” etc.

        • rebecca


          • glasspusher

            That dog was probably raised or neglected by a bad owner

  • Jason M

    This video doesn’t play for me. Wah.

  • Fitzgerald Chesterfield

    The dog’s under observation? ‘Round these parts he’d be under six feet.The cat will strike at night, sucking the boy’s soul out through his nose while he sleeps.

    • $73376667

      It’s easier to keep the dog alive and watch for symptoms of rabies than it is to dissect its brain, I’m guessing.

  • Martin Marprelate

    Neither for me.

  • Mahousu

    Pretty much the same thing happened to my sister when she was little. My mom had put her in a baby seat in our yard, then, while she went to get something, this stray dog ran up and started barking at my sister. Before my mom could do anything, our cat ran in and jumped on the dog’s back, then chased him all the way to the edge of our yard. He was mighty pleased with himself afterward.Of course, we later had a dog who would chase off stray cats who were bothering ours. Basically, our pets were a gang.

  • Jason M

    What if that boy was like the bad seed and totally evil or something and that dog sensed it and…. wait, lemme pack another bowl.

  • $73376667

    Do people often set up multiple surveillance cameras in their yard, or is that just a West Coast thing?

    • malsperanza

      It’s Bakersfield. They need the footage for when they are using a Stand Your Ground defense.

    • mtn_philosoph

      I was wondering the same thing. “What is this, Quentin Tarantino’s yard?”

  • malsperanza

    It is sobering to reflect that one of my cats would trip me running the other way, while the other would wait patiently til the kid was dead and then eat him.

  • msanthropesmr

    My experiences with cats tend to indicate that they have about one useful function in them during their lives, whether it is catching a bat flying around the house or saving a toddler. After that, they rest on their laurels, and reminisce about that time they caught the bat or rescued the toddler.

  • Annie Towne

    That was entirely excellent.

  • Enfant Terrible

    Bad Ass Kitteh!

  • MaxUdargo

    What is that thing called? A kyron, I think?Seriously, do I live on the fucking planet of the apes or something? “Here’s a close-up view of the action, but you can’t see it because our fucking kyron is blocking the part of the close-up which justified creating a close-up in the first place because we’re total fucking morons. But we know you really wanted to read that kyron, whatever the fuck it said.”And I really wish I could just say, “Hey, it’s some rinky-dink little television station in Bakersfield.” But CNN does it on a daily basis.Between this shit and the inexplicable tolerance for our nation’s sadistic packaging industry I seriously wonder what the fuck is in the fucking water.

  • mtn_philosoph

    Who’s the pussy now, huh?