May 15, 2019
We Can All Stop Yelling At Clippers Owner Donald Sterling Now, Snoop Dogg Is On It
TMZ has incredibly upsetting audio of Clippers owner Donald Sterling slurring at his girlfriend for nine long minutes about how black people are best enjoyed in private, Strom Thurmond-style. Sometimes she argues, and says how sad she is his heart is full of hate. Other times she apologizes, because.Perhaps this is your first foray into the Internet today. Maybe you were getting brunch? Anyway,
Everything is terrible.
Los Angeles hero Magic Johnson — whose picture Sterling’s girlfriend V. Stiviano put on her Instagram, which led to Sterling’s drunken-sounding (or stroked-out) tirade about how Stiviano presents as white, so even though she is black and Latina, she should not shove this terrible miscegenation of picture-taking into the faces of shitty old racists like Donald Sterling and Donald Sterling’s friends — is Not Pleased. He’s tweeting that he and his wife Cookie won’t come to a Clippers game as long as Sterling owns the team.
Magic is universally adored here, for his championships yes, but mostly for starting businesses and investing in minority neighborhoods, and being generally a Cool Dude. Well, he’s almost universally adored here, anyway.
But it’s the almost equally beloved Snoop Dogg who has the final answer to Donald Sterling, and the rest of us can all shut up.
Thank you, Mr. Dogg.