We Can All Stop Yelling At Clippers Owner Donald Sterling Now, Snoop Dogg Is On It

We Can All Stop Yelling At Clippers Owner Donald Sterling Now, Snoop Dogg Is On It

Donald Sterling’s girlfriend V. Stiviano, maybe just possibly not for long.

Perhaps this is your first foray into the Internet today. Maybe you were getting brunch? Anyway, TMZ has incredibly upsetting audio of Clippers owner Donald Sterling slurring at his girlfriend for nine long minutes about how black people are best enjoyed in private, Strom Thurmond-style. Sometimes she argues, and says how sad she is his heart is full of hate. Other times she apologizes, because.

Everything is terrible.

Los Angeles hero Magic Johnson — whose picture Sterling’s girlfriend V. Stiviano put on her Instagram, which led to Sterling’s drunken-sounding (or stroked-out) tirade about how Stiviano presents as white, so even though she is black and Latina, she should not shove this terrible miscegenation of picture-taking into the faces of shitty old racists like Donald Sterling and Donald Sterling’s friends — is Not Pleased. He’s tweeting that he and his wife Cookie won’t come to a Clippers game as long as Sterling owns the team.

Magic is universally adored here, for his championships yes, but mostly for starting businesses and investing in minority neighborhoods, and being generally a Cool Dude. Well, he’s almost universally adored here, anyway.

But it’s the almost equally beloved Snoop Dogg who has the final answer to Donald Sterling, and the rest of us can all shut up.

Thank you, Mr. Dogg.

[Instagram / TMZ]

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  • Vecchiojohn

    I second Mr. Dogg’s motion and move that the Chair call the role.

  • Pat_Pending

    Yes. Oh yes. Can I get Snoop to go over to my in-law’s place and say the same thing?

  • ibwilliamsi

    I love Snoop Dogg ‘cuz he talks JUST LIKE ME! I probably would have taken it too far, though. IMHO, Snoop kept it under control.

  • Gayer Than Thou

    He seems nice…

  • willi0000000

    now that’s what i call a Dogg whistle, and it was wonderful![no hiding behind weasel words, if you can’t just say what you think, shut up]

  • glennisw

    Seconded.

    • CripesAmighty

      All in favor? “Aye!” Mr. Dogg’s motion carries unanimously.

  • marindenver

    Thank you indeed Mr. Dogg!

  • marindenver

    So I actually went and listened to that. In addition to being a racist, sexist pig-head, the guy is a case study in passive aggressive manipulation. Please, please, V. Stiviano, dump this horrible person forever!

    • valgalky23

      Oh please, he’s a wimp at passive aggression manipulation compared to my ex. No contest.

  • MaryAnn Lovier Jackman

    Thank you, Mister. Dogg. Exactly what I was thinking.

  • Joseph

    It was good but way to wordy.

  • MilwaukeeKent

    Nicely put, Mr. Dogg, you speak for many of us today. Damned close to my ideal, 9-in-1 multi-insult: “Fuck you, fuck your mother, fuck your father and fuck the guy who thinks he’s your father!”

  • Silvia Winter

    I blame women like her for guys like him. If they didn’t get laid, this bullshit would end tomorrow.

    • Matthew Hawkins

      Unfair to blame the woman. He was a racist asshole before she was even born.

  • Matthew Hawkins

    I am not sure this story should be on this blog, because there is nothing Happy Nice Time about it.It makes me sad that this young woman has sold her dignity for money.

  • ryp

    Appropriate perhaps, but isn’t this pretty much Snoop Dog’s reaction to everything?

  • finnbar2

    “the last word” on this should be blake griffin slam dunking sterling’s head up his own ass.

    • Yolo

      I think it’s already up there …

  • Jeremy Vajda

    How does it happen that the conversation was taped?

  • JParkerSD46

    C’mon Snoop D, don’t sugar coat it. Tell us how you really feel.

  • tegrat

    Well I for one was told to never use such language, but yes, in this case, like Snoop, I, too, would make an exception. Bravo!

  • Mojopo

    Just saw this now. Yes, I am late to the game. You know what I love about this? This and Cliven Bundy, actually. Both of these men are as old as dirt. They are wretched but they cannot live forever. I may get hit by a bus tomorrow, but these guys are statistically closer to an expiration date than I am, and that makes me happy. One day, no one will have to hear their racist bullshit anymore, ever again.

  • Yolo

    Hmm, maybe he will try to run his basketball team with no black players. He would loose constantly … Oh, Wait…

  • dsmith

    Hannity is disavowing his friendship with Sterling.

  • MichaelG

    He probably should have bought a hockey team instead. All the players and most all the fans are “normal” color.

  • Dominick Buscemi

    Thanks Snoop. Couldn’t have said it better myself

  • Deborah Tinsley

    All the class that Sterling deserves. Go Snoop!

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  • Art Bagnall

    Thanks Snoop