Oct 2, 2020
This Camouflage Prom Dress Is Sort Of Original And Really Pretty And Actually Kind Of The Best
Remember that girl who wore the Confederate flag prom dress and then was all like “what do you mean I can’t come in unless I go home and change even though you already told me I should not wear my Confederate flag dress because it is ‘offensive,’ whatever, HERITAGE NOT HATE”? Sure you do, she was a dick.
Well, this nice young lady who sent pictures of her and her date in matching camouflage to KnoxNews might be trying to be a dick, except her dress is actually really lovely, and original, and while we wanted to mock at first glance, we are actually absolutely for, pro, aye, and in favor of this camouflage prom dress, with no abstentions.
First that print is really striking. Since we are not folks of the Tennessee-varmint-huntin’ variety, we had never seen a winter camouflage before, with its bare, frosty branches and few bright leaves. Second, that sweetheart neckline and the full skirt are pretty, age-appropriate and really very elegant! Third, HER DATE’S TIE IS SAFETY VEST ORANGE! Come on, that is awesome! Even though it still will not stop Dick Cheney from shooting him in the face.
[KnoxNews via Happy Wonker superoperative “Lisa Z”]