Bill Cosby Pal Does Not See Why Bill Cosby’s 14 Rape Allegations Would Preclude A New NBC Show, No Big Deal

fat albertFun story! If the allegations from, let’s see, carry the 1, FOURTEEN WOMEN are true, beloved entertainer Bill Cosby is a pig serial rapist. Like, the rape-rape kind. Like, over decades. Bill Cosby also has a show in development at NBC. Is this a problem? Of course this is not a problem.

Who doesn’t want to watch a “patriarch of a multigenerational family, [and] his take on marriage and parenting” when 14 women have accused him of drugging and raping them repeatedly? Father knows best!

Recently, Gawker reminded us all of the old allegations that Bill Cosby loves to put a special ingredient in women’s drinks, after which the women wake up vomiting all over themselves, which is definitely the most fun way to have sex with someone. Like, who doesn’t love putting their penis in corpses covered in puke? Nobody doesn’t love that, that is who! Newsweek advanced the story, interviewing two of the women who have stated that Bill Cosby is a pig rapist.

Now, Kate Aurthur at Buzzfeed has spoken to “sources” at NBC who say that Bill Cosby’s show there is in the embryonic stages of development, hell, there’s not even a writer attached, all this speculation is sooo premature — and a source “close to Cosby” who does not even see what the big deal is at all, come on you guys!

The Cosby source also said the interest in the comedian’s past is solely because of Farrow and Allen. “These cases came and were adjudicated at the time, and then they went away. We never hear anything about any of them.

“You had the Gawker thing. And now there’s a gal at Newsweek that’s frisky, looking at some of these things,” the source continued. “I can’t see that that has anything to do with him going back to television.”

Were they? Were they “adjudicated at the time”? Well, yes, if you count Bill Cosby settling a lawsuit with one of the women he allegedly knocked unconscious before attacking. Yes indeed!

And you know, we can’t see that that has anything to do with him going back to television either. Why would people shy away from watching America’s Dad after they’ve been reminded that fourteen different women say he drugged and raped them so many times?

We would like to take a moment to talk about intent and rape. We, as a woman who has lived almost 41 years on this planet, do not actually think every rapist is an evil monster. We actually believe there are times when communication is truly crossed, and when some dumb fucking schmuck actually believes a little force is wanted, or is a good person most of the time who did a bad shitty terrible thing when his testosterone went temporary insanity — especially with kids whose brains haven’t finished developing yet. (Of course this doesn’t mean we don’t believe in hard time in the penal system, as both punishment and deterrent; just not that every rapist needs to be castrated and then fed to Kim Jong Un’s mythological feral pigs.)

The amount of premeditation, the criminal, malice-aforethought intent, needed to ALLEGEDLY poison over a dozen women, over decades, has us almost wordless with disgust.

If the allegations are true, Bill Cosby is a pig rapist. We doubt very many people want to see a pig rapist clowning around in their living rooms, no matter how much NBC needs to shore up its Thursday nights.

UPDATE 10/24/14: Comedian shines spotlight on Bill Cosby rape allegations in standup routine


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  • Dragoon21b

    wow kinda puts “Have a Coke and a smile” in a different perspective

    • Zippy W Pinhead

      check the top of that coke can IYKWIM

  • Ellis_Weiner

    NOW who’s “frisky”?

    • Clytie S

      The “gal.” You have to watch out for those “frisky gals.” Sometimes they look into stuff. And sometimes they want some, but don’t quite know it.

      • peteywheats

        First the blacks were frisky, then the women, now the gays, why can’t people just let straight white men be the frisky ones, like in bible days?

  • Deborah Tinsley

    Oh man, not Scotty (I Spy). Really? 14 is a lot. Well crap, just crap.

  • Ambignostic

    This is definitely not Nice Time. Shit, I could take or leave Woody Allen, even his good early stuff. But finding out that Bill Cosby is a rapist pig? That’s some serious twilight of the idols.

    • BruceMcGlory

      Seriously. Is there any famous person that isn’t horribly disgusting anymore?

      • Brendan_M

        We’ll always have Pete Seeger! Oh, wait…I need a drink.

      • doktorzoom

        George Takei keeps getting awesomer…

  • PhilOiseaubay

    (Palms repeatedly slapping forehead)

  • Swampgas_Man

    NBC just wants to go back to Must See Thursday, isn’t that worth a few rapes?

  • Annie Towne

    I just read the Newsweek article and I have some serious questions, most of which are some version of, Why did this woman keep traveling with him? I’m not saying she’s to blame for the first, or even the second event, but after that, why oh why would anyone keep putting herself in harm’s way, travel with him from New York, where she knew she’d been drugged and assaulted, to Atlantic City? Why have even one sip of wine in his presence? How is one “fed” alcohol? And why has no one pressed charges? She says a lawyer laughed at her when she told him what happened, but shouldn’t she have gone to the ER and the police? It’s what I would have done. At some point, don’t we have a responsibility TO OURSELVES to protect ourselves?

    • annie, i don’t know what industry you work in, but a word about mine (the entertainment biz): there are MANY people who want jobs, and very FEW people who give them out. therefore a power disparity appears. this disparity (and students of the history of…everyone everywhere always will be aware of this) often takes the form of older man/younger woman. older man will help younger woman. he’s there for her. as a mentor. as a friend. as a guy who sees her true talent. and all she has to do in return is one of two things: either convince herself that she actually wants to suck his dick, or not really convince herself but do it anyway. 90% of hollywood relationships work this way. however, the power disparity does sometimes turn for the worse amongst the more vile/lupine types, where the help they offer NECESSITATES the dick-suckage. and not getting it will mean either a) cutting the girl off, b) blackballing her (pun sort of intended) or c) raping her on the proviso that the bitch owes him one anyway.that’s the deal. if needs by, you can listen to Celebrity Skin by Courtney Love, who for all of her faults is a superb observer of these particular dynamics.

      • Annie Towne

        You’re asking me to believe that the only way 90% of women trying to succeed in “showbiz” will do so is if they continually put themselves at the disposal of rapists and other harmful people? I think that is both absurd and insulting to all the women who have made even modest successes of themselves, as it implies they only did so because of one of your three scenarios. But thanks for mansplaining it to me.

        • Angela

          Here’s some womansplaning….. how about you google and read about celebrity accounts from prominent woman about the sexual expectations at auditions….. read about uncle Terry…..look up victim blaming and rape culture while you’re there.

          • Annie Towne

            Terry was one photographer out of many. And if you read my comment, you know that I am not “victim blaming.” I’m asking a legitimate question, and women who don’t see that to put oneself in harm’s way over and over and over again–which is what this woman apparently did–is to take some part of the responsibility. Your comment also implies that the only women who succeed are women who will let themselves be exploited or assaulted, and I do not believe that is so.

          • Ross Vachon

            There’s an old saying, wish I know who said it, but here it is: “In Hollywood you can’t fuck your way to the top, you can.only fuck.your way to the middle.” The Cosby sex crimes have nothing to do with the casting couch. Is there a,racial this, are the women white?.Because it seems to me that the secret passion of Bill Cosby’s has been subverting his iconic image of a clean, child-friendly, “beloved” family man funnyman filled with wise aphorisims and cutesy insights and becoming a depraved defiler and degrader of women and go on about the big goofy Cosby Cosmos as if nothing has happened at all. White America will still adore him, he can rag on blacks to his hearts content and sit barcalounger with.his billionsand have one big laugh.

    • Legendary Trolly

      Because she will get blackballed, fired, and Bill Cosby is a very huge star to accuse of rape.

    • Legendary Trolly

      I just read the article and have to say; This girl was chosen by THE Bill Cosby to be mentored and she thought her dreams came true. Go back and read it. Not one part of the article made it seem like, “You got raped but kept going back” It was more of a “I dont want to lose this opportunity, Im young as hell, naive, and dont know what to do” Bill is an awful person.

  • What a hypocrite. He tells young men to pull their pants up, then he pulls down females’ pants regardless if they want to or not. Which is it, Mr. Pudding Pops Man?

  • NWLefty

    “Frisky” “gal” at Newsweek doesn’t that just capture the problem?

  • BarfromLV

    I’m a woman who has always loved Bill Cosby. I also know that lots of people make up lies about a celebrity raping them. It’s hard to know what is true. I feel horrible for women who have been raped. Next to murder, it’s the worst thing that can happen to you. But being a celebrity whose career is ruined by lies is pretty horrible, too.

    • Legendary Trolly

      14 women…..

  • docterry6973

    I dunno. NBC might really, really want to shore up their Thursday night lineup.

  • strangeroneuk

    You don’t have to say pig rapists to differentiate between good and bad rapists. I get your point but rapist should be enough to express how bad it is.

  • Ross Vachon

    Call me out.of the loop, but, I really don’t get this if true, and my gut tells me this is true, 14 is just way too many. Why was Bill Cosby doing this?.He couldn’t.just fool.around on.his wife on the road as a million.other “family man” entertainers have done? Despite his fame, billions, “beloved” status, he’s still way too insecure about his appeal to women that he has to arrange to isolate them, connive to slip something into their drink so that while non compos mentis, he can “enjoy”.a full sexual experience with them.only without any emotional or animating gestures from them like a smile for instance, cry or shriek.of passion and excitement. comes is what the this sick, senescent Jello.Pudding Papa getting.out of this sick bullshit?!