Beach Babes 2: Cave Girl Island (1994) (part 1 of 7)

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Summary: Three bimbos from outer space are on their way back to their home planet after having lots of meaningless fake sex in the previous film. Suddenly, they find themselves crashing back down to earth once again. Only this time, they’ve traveled through one of those time warps that are all over the place that you can’t swing a dead cat around without hitting. Now back in prehistoric times, they encounter stop-motion dinosaurs ripped off from Ray Harryhausen, refer to a non-existent volcano at least half a dozen times, and have casual (simulated) sex with three cavemen. Unfortunately, the prehistoric theme is really a not-so-clever ruse, and they’re actually being held captive by an alien with a Jersey accent who plans to build the largest brothel known to man. That is, until Trump finally decides to buy his way into the whorehouse market.

Well, it looks like I’ve finally sunk to a whole new level. I never thought I’d see the day when I’d be recapping softcore porns for this website, and yet, here I am. Honestly, this really wasn’t my idea. I’m way behind on my roundtable reviews, and I wanted to get caught up quickly, and I didn’t feel like watching a whole bunch of movies to decide what do for this, the Caveman Roundtable. So, I left it up to a vote in the forums, and as you can probably guess, Beach Babes 2: Cave Girl Island is the film that won. (And I have no doubt that it won purely by virtue of its titillating—and misleading—title.)

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Multi-Part Article: Beach Babes 2: Cave Girl Island (1994)

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