Batman Forever (1995) (part 14 of 14)

Back above, Two Face is still dangling, and there’s a whip zoom-out just to remind us that it’s a loooong way down. Two Face congratulates Robin on being such a ruthless son of a bitch, and tells him that he’ll see him in Hell. But then Robin decides that he doesn’t have it in him to kill Two Face, after all. He reaches down and tells Two Face, “I’d rather see you in jail!”

This isn’t quite as benevolent an act as you might think. This guy used to be district attorney, remember? I give him about ten minutes in the joint before he gets shanked, then violated unspeakably.

Caption contributed by Dan

Uh, Joel? I don’t think this is what Al Gore meant when he said Hollywood needed to be greener.

In any event, Two Face seems incredibly grateful. But he’s a wily one! He whips out a gun from absolutely nowhere and points it at Robin’s head. He calls Robin “stupid, but noble.” Ooh! Don’t forget whiny, unreasonable, and petulant!

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Dan Laurikietis

Dan is an actor, playwright, theatre director and writer of dubious literature. In order to feed his many substance dependencies, he also teaches high school drama. He lives in Northwest England with his fiance Lauren and his dog Molly. In his spare time Dan likes to squander his cash on books with pictures in them, DVDs and video games. He wishes he was more bohemian.

Multi-Part Article: Batman Forever (1995)
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