Bachelorette Andi Dorfman to Pen Woman-Hating Book, Probably Just Bleeding Out Her Whatever

Bachelorette Andi Dorfman to Pen Woman-Hating Book, Probably Just Bleeding Out Her Whatever

Oh, she’s crying. What a surprise, amirite guys?

“I did every good, bad, ugly, sad, crazy, psychotic thing that women do. I’m like, here it is — we all do it. I am proof that we all do it.”

So says former Bachelorette Andi Dorfman.

And in a display of logic and misogyny worthy of Donald Trump himself, she’s going to write a relationship book about what crazy bitches all women are.

Holding herself up as the quintessential specimen of womanhood and all the psycho baggage that goes with it, Dorfman is penning (or at least putting her name on the cover of) a “tongue-in-cheek” memoir called It’s Not Okay.

It’s necessary, she says, because she’s just hasn’t been able to share enough of her personal life as publically as she’d like. “I went through a very public breakup, but it was also extremely private,” she complains. “Private” is not something she wants anything to do with. “We, as women, don’t share a lot of bad emotions that are associated with breakups and this book kind of defies that.”

Come on, ladies! Don’t let this woman suffer the indignity of having a thought or emotion that goes unshared with the American public! It’s up to you buy It’s Not Okay next spring and revel in what insufferable nutjobs you are. After all, you all do it. She’s proof.

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  • Mahousu

    I never used to understand all those people who were proud to be ignorant of something, but I think now I do. Because I’m – well, not proud, exactly, but at least happy that I have no idea who this person is.