VIDEO: Spider-Man (2002)
Solkir reviews a film starring Willem Dafoe, and some other people.
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RAW FEED: The Ballad of House Shorefyre Part 5: Applying for a Fixed Rate Mortgage
If one hundred unquestioning slave soldiers could beat back the Ironborn, then surely seven thousand would be even better!
RAW FEED: The Ballad of House Shorefyre Part 4: The Sacking of the Lighthouse (Game of Thrones RPG)
I give a little background to help you understand what's going on, and the Lighthouse is attacked by Iron Men
VIDEO: Blade II (2002)
Blade and the gang stumble upon a groovy mystery. Can they figure out who the monster really is?
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VIDEO: X-Men (2000) / X2 (2003)
Solkir examines the recurring themes of the movie version of X-Men and its 2003 sequel X2! What is this sim-ball-ism of which you speak? Never heard of such a thing.
VIDEO: Mystery Men (1999)
Solkir explains what he's been up to for the past few months, and then discusses Mystery Men, based on a comic book you've never heard of, starring Ben Stiller, Hank Azaria, William H. Macy, and Janeane Garofalo as a team of second-rate superheroes with mostly useless powers.
VIDEO: Wonder Woman: Y U No Have Movie?
All the boys are getting their own movies. Why not the most recognizable female hero in the world?
VIDEO: Superman vs. The Elite (2012)
Solkir reviews one of his favorite movies, Superman vs. The Elite, an animated film where Superman takes a stand against a team of anti-heroes who brutally kill their enemies. He also talks about why, contrary to the opinions of many, Superman is f*cking awesome!
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VIDEO: Nick Fury: Agent of S.H.I.E.L.D. (1998)
Before Samuel L. Jackson, Marvel's Avengers, and ABC's upcoming Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D., there was an attempt to bring a live-action Nick Fury to life, starring none other than the Hoff himself. This pilot never became a series, but we did get David Hasselhoff being David Hasselhoff for 90 minutes. What more do you need?
VIDEO: Blade (1998)
Solkir reviews Wesley Snipes as the vampire hunter Blade, based on the Marvel Comics character who first appeared in the Tomb of Dracula series. So, it's a story about killing vampires, but the slayer is a dude? Weird.
RAW FEED: The Ballad of House Shorefyre: Interlude
This video consists entirely of us planning and setting up prior to the actual game. There's some laughs to be had, and we begin to realize that we are terrible, awful people
RAW FEED: The Ballad of House Shorefyre Part 2
Earon Shorefyre returns to Clegane's Keep to inform The Mountain of the Brotherhood's hideout while the rest of the party remains to combat the treasonous wretches.
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RAW FEED: The Game of Thrones RPG: The Ballad of House Shorefyre Part 1
Some friends and I get together to play a game of Game of Thrones. Today's adventure brings our heroes to Clegane's Keep, but will they complete their quest, or become more victims of The Mountain'...
VIDEO: Steel (1997)
Solkir reviews the dumb (yet fascinating) Steel, starring Shaquille O'Neal as a weapons designer who grows a conscience and designs a powerful suit of armor so he can be a superhero. In the comics, Steel's origin was tied up in the '90s Death of Superman saga, but there's no sign of Superman here. Instead, we get Judd Nelson, the Not-Oracle, and a brand new dialect created by future sex tape star Ray J.
VIDEO: Spawn (1997)
Solkir presents his own abridged version of Spawn, the movie version of the Image Comics character that personified the dark/edgy superhero aesthetic of the '90s. A military assassin is murdered by Martin Sheen and sent to hell, but makes a deal with the devil to come back as a powerful "Hellspawn". But no hell could possibly be worse than this movie's piss-poor CGI.
VIDEO: Batman & Robin (1997)
Solkir reviews one of the stupidest superhero movies ever made, Batman & Robin. But instead of screaming for twenty minutes about the terrible puns, he attempts to analyze this film in a more logical, detached way, and discovers... it's still horrible.
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VIDEO: Superman (1978)
We know what you're thinking: Superman: The Movie has a great cast, an iconic score, and awesome special effects. Isn't this movie too good to make fun of, and obsessively nitpick over? To that we say: Welcome to the Agony Booth! Is this your first time here?
VIDEO: The Mask (1994)
It's the debut of the Graphic Novel Picture Show, where your host Solkir presents a retrospective of the history of comic book movies! In this episode, he looks at Jim Carrey and Cameron Diaz
in the 1994 adaptation of the Dark Horse comic The Mask, about a guy who puts on the Mask of Loki and gains the ability to alter reality, and discusses how the movie measures up to its source material.
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