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What company is hated by its own customers more than any other? A Zogby poll has the answer, and here's a hint: this company hates its customers right back.
Nearly half of today's children 12 and under think being forced to watch cable TV is punishment, but they also think yogurt is something you drink from a tube. There's really no winners here.
Do you like My Little Pony?! Cool, which one is your favorite? No, I mean to masturbate to. The masses have spoken, and the answer is… Rainbow Dash. Turns out Pornhub keeps track of these things. They’re monitoring who…
“It is quite likely that [Captain] Kirk is a Republican,” says Sen. Ted Cruz, who claims to be quite the Trekkie. Could he be right??? HNTP examines the evidence.
YouTube now has more viewers in the demo than any cable network and is raking in $4 billion a year... and yet can't make a profit. How is that possible?
Miramax is reportedly going up for sale for $1 billion, and since it’s got a TV division, we figure it’s ripe for the pickin’ for HNTP. All we need is for each of you, our loyal friends and supporters, to kick in a little something, Kickstarter-style.
Nostalgia ain't what it used to be... and neither is The Last Starfighter if this TV reboot ever sees the light of day.
When the opposition party demands answers on UFOs, the Welsh government responds in a hostile alien language.
Comcast’s laughable attempt to get into the streaming business in 2016 is so amazingly bizarre you won't know whether to scream or laugh.
Comic-Con is here, which means so are all the trailers of this fall's geek TV shows! Videos galore inside.
Where in the world is Jill Duggar? Much like Carmen Sandiego or Matt Lauer before her, she's fled the country for parts unknown.
Delivering the biggest blow to Traditional Christianity™ in at least nine days, NBC has declared that Christ Our Savior is no longer welcome on the network.
The internet is demanding Amy Schumer be the next Bachelorette. Amy seems down with it, and in fact, she's got three demands of her own.
From FOX News to Reelz, Trump's defenders aren't doing the Donald any good. In fact, getting Miss USA back on the air could be one Trump's worst financial deals ever.
Alas, poor Kanye West! Such indignities he is forced to suffer! Shall we all shed a tear? Invited across the pond to perform at the massive Glastonbury Music Festival, Kanye embarrassed himself royally, time and again.
Which GOP candidates have a doppleganger on television? Come for Ben Carson as charlatan Dr. Oz.... Stay for Rand Paul as Game of Thrones wannabe queen Cersei Lannister.
As part of an experiment and purely for news value, we present to you Ruby Rose's amazingly awesome boobs from Orange Is the New Black. (Uncensored within.)
Mr. T would like you to know he no longer wears real gold chains because he's a Christian and not because he's, like, broke or hard up for work or anything.
Like raunchy, dark humor? Starting tonight at 7:00 p.m. Eastern, you can check out the full pilot episode of the upcoming Amazon Prime sitcom Catastrophe on Facebook, of all places.
Louis C.K.'s real life resembles South Park