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"Join or Die with Craig Ferguson" is coming to The History Channel, and we're more than a little excited about it.
The amazing story of how Happy Nice Time People resurrected the career of NBC's Brian Williams and brought in Pope Francis to personally bless his second coming.
With Pope Francis on his way to Philadelphia this weekend, which of your favorite TV characters would want to be there and what would they do if they got a chance to meet Mr. Infallible face to face?
The real hero behind Batman finally gets credit, proving sometimes the good guys really do win in the end.
New ideas are hard. Fortunately, rebooting old ideas is as easy as your mother at her junior prom. Here are five reboots and remakes being developed for TV right now.
This week on Fear the Walking Dead, our heroes desperately flee from anything interesting that's happening in the world, and mostly succeed. But at least they manage to see some of it through the window.
A tip of our hat to Tide for its latest commercial! A judgmental woman tries to stop a lovely, loving gay couple from getting married... but then a little advertising magic happens.
Should Apple jump into the crowded pool of original TV show outlets? Here's why Apple should ignore the haters and take the plunge.
WARNING: Queen Elizabeth is like one of those Star Trek fans that won't shut up and let you watch. Also, she only likes old lady shows.
Taylor Swift invites Lisa Kudrow up on stage to sing "Smelly Cat" - and yes, there's video. Why is Friends so popular among people who weren't even old enough to watch it the first time around?
Zombie hordes are taking out electricity and communications throughout California! Rioters are tearing apart Los Angeles! And absolutely none of it happening on screen! But if you wanna watch an ordinary family sit around and feel helpless for a while, boy-howdy, this is your show!
Josh Duggar has checked into rehab, just like a real celebrity! Meanwhile, out here in the big bad world, an adult porn star is coming clean about dirty, twisted, violent sex with good ol' Joshie-boy.
"Fear the Walking Dead" set a new record for a cable show premiere... but is anyone out there glad they sat through that thing? HNTP is here to recap it all with a heaping spoonful of snark.
Can't stand the voice of any Republican presidential candidate? You're in luck! The good folks at Bad Lip Reading have re-dubbed the highlights of the first GOP debate. The results are slightly more coherent and much, much more musical.
Josh Duggar is caught up in yet another sex scandal, but at least this one involves consenting adults. Plus, lots of Jill and Jessa news. (But we know you really just want to hear about the sex.)
Caitlyn Jenner's new reality show isn't winning over the masses, but not to worry. HNTP is here with 7 brilliant ways to reboot the series.
As promised, we're back with every question and every answer from hour two of the Republican presidential candidates' debate, in snarky recap form!
Listen up, ladies! Andi Dorfman is telling it like it is. You, yes you, are a psycho crazy person, just like her. And she's writing a book to prove it.
Every question, every answer! HNTP presents the entire first hour of the GOP in snarky recap form. (Part 2 coming soon.)
With photos of the reclusive Kim Kardashian so hard to come by, it’s easy to understand why reality TV’s most famous shrinking violet thought a 350-page book of selfies would be a big winner. She was very, very wrong.