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His real name is Black Joshua
Unhappy not-nice words for Jenny McCarthy as she departs The View
The Knick: gory, creepy, yucky, amazing
LaVar Burton ruins your child's love of Mario Lopez
Your choice of crappy TV shows has officially killed traditional marriage
USA orders pilot for show that totally sounds like V
Doctor who wants $8 popcorn?
Curse your sudden but inevitable biography of Joss Whedon
These children's books are so cute I just blue myself
The Today Show Presents: Mor Misérables
Living in the ‘Blurbs
Rob Zombie talks iThomas. Or something like that.
Outlander takes romance slooooooooow
Why don’t we get drunk & screw up American history
NBC Sports Network exists, ready to satisfy nation starving for more reality TV
Holy pointless prequel, Batman! Gotham pilot not winning over critics