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The Agony Booth TV squad is playing with our crystal balls again while pondering the fate of CBS's three new dramas and three new sitcoms.
Five Agony Booth writers debate the fate of the three dramas and two sitcoms being added to ABC's fall lineup.
You’ll never recapture the magic of an old movie by imitating it. The story and style were products of their time. Let them go. Only characters are timeless. That’s why we’ll still be lining up to watch Bruce Wayne battle the Joker on the big screen 20 years from now, but any attempt to recreate The Dark Knight is destined to suck.
How many times have you seen the Lord of the Rings movies? Like, a million? Okay, you’ve read it, too. But there’s always something new to discover and hidden depths to explore, which is one of the reasons it inspires…
Trump/Everdeen? Clinton/Organa? Which of your favorite characters from movies and TV would make the best vice presidential candidates in this craptacular election year?
“Buying a movie ticket? Better call in sick to work. You’re gonna be on hold with three different departments, none of which seem to know the price of a ticket.”
We all know Johnny Depp insists on preposterous hair and makeup for every role, so how could he possibly resist the chance to play Donald Trump? In a spoof of a 1980s TV movie, no less!
Welcome to every single episode of Love It or List It... Hilary works her ass off, while David spends 20 min on Trulia. That's supposed to be a competition?
Which articles did our readers like best in 2015? Here are the top 15 most read stories on HNTP last year... topless photos and all.
Rupert Murdoch officially took control of National Geographic this week with a massive layoff of 180 people. And today, he’s released the new programming schedule for Nat Geo network…
A new sort-of Star Trek series is coming to sort-of TV. But are you willing to shell out $6 a month to watch it?
Wow, the action is nonstop so far this season on The Walking Dead! This week, the big bad Wolves are gonna huff and puff and blow the entire city of Alexandria away...or maybe Carol's gonna kill them all first.
The Walking Dead returns for Season 6, bringing with it more zombies than all of the other seasons put together, and Rick's got a plan to lead them on a march down the highway to hell.
Is SyFy's "Dark Matters" worth binging on Netflix? No one seems to have tossed a lot of money at making this show, but the creators and cast have certainly made the most of what little they’ve got.
With new (and amazingly boring) emails from Hillary Clinton's personal server coming out in drips every few weeks, we got to thinking which of our favorite TV characters might get caught up in the controversy.
In the second-to-last episode of the season, Fear the Walking Dead proves just how simple, effective, and justified torture can be. And not just against its own audience.
Poor li’l Bobby Jindal just lost his only friends in the world what with the Duck Dynasty crew jumping ship to Donald Trump. Which got us wondering…
What barrel is Hollywood scraping the bottom of now? Here's another list of five old properties currently being revamped for your TV viewing pleasure.
One week into the official start of the fall TV season, how are the new shows performing? We already have at least one embarrassing bomb and a couple of potential hits.
With the military now in control, the family is finally safe to hang out at home and play board games all they want... just as long as they never get sick or injured... or curious where the sick and injured go.