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The seven worst movies born from TV shows
Why, that President George W. Bush is nothing but a liar!
Wednesday in the blurbs
Hot Klingon-on-Vulcan action is okay, as long as they’re not both girls
The devil made you do it? That's no excuse with this great new smartphone app!
Kardashians turn thief into greatest American hero since Ralph Hinkley
Tuesday in the blurbs
Wonkette serves Neil Cavuto a nutritious knuckle sandwich
HBO promises a giant leap towards killing cable with a la carte channels
RiffTrax contributor talks with HNTP (that's us!) about taking on Godzilla in theaters this Thursday
A thank you letter to Robin Williams
Hail to the boomstick, baby. Advice for Bruce Campbell on his Evil Dead TV show
Monday in the blurbs
Better call when you have a longer f%$#ing clip, Saul
But I still haven't seen Babylon 1-4 yet!
JJ Abrams adds Westworld to his collection of sci-fi universes, can Space: 1999 be far behind?
Next Food Network Star promises new show to whoever can name more than one Next Food Network Star winner
So, ESPN, when did you stop beating your wife?
Wonkette cannot honestly be honest about this Sarah Palin transcript, can she?!
National Geographic, why hast thou forsaken me?