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Homer Simpson is smarter than Ted Mosby... and richer, too
Jimmy Kimmel wants to make love to Jennifer Anniston on the set of Friends
Wednesday in the blurbs
Meet the Press: Now with more edge!
Miley Cyrus cavorts with druggie fugitives, proves Rand Paul should be president of everything
Wonkette says nice things about Megyn Kelly and is anyone else all weirded out right now?
Tuesday in the Blurbs
RiffTrax contributor (and friend of HNTP) Jason Miller gets exposed in Playboy
Which animated lass grows up to be your ideal girlfriend? (Gotta get in tune with Sailor Moon ‘cause that cartoon has got the boom…)
DOCTOR WHO RECAP: Deep Breath (8.1)
How much would someone have to pay you to watch Three And a Half Men live?
Sink or swim time at Amazon
Monday in the Blurbs
Goodbye, CNN Headline News… Hello, The Blaze?
The people from Parks & Rec being funny and not even on purpose!
Duggars sell baby-making machine to nice Christian family for a dozen roses and a round of mini-golf
A $10 million lawsuit over nakedness on Dating Naked… Resident Evil is looking for a new home on TV… and Nickelodeon thinks there’s so darn much more to the story of School of Rock. All this and more in…
Breaking Bad proves it's never too late to sell out, pitches Emmys with reality show spoof video
Keith Ablow will make you want to literally throw up
Thursday in the blurbs