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From the depths of Cracked.com, relive the glory of six TV shows so spectacularly awful that they got canceled after a single episode.
To get you ready for episode 2 tonight, our good buddies at TVJuriste.com review the opening week of American Crime Story: The People v. OJ Simpson: Dawn of Injustice: SVU.
According to the impeccable journalists at TheOnion.com, all those pesky broads who whine about not getting quality jobs behind the camera in Hollywood ought to count their blessings: at least no one can blame them for The Blacklist.
Our favorite mommy blog, the one and only Wonkette.com, reports that all seventeen mother hens at the self-named "One Million Moms" are cluck, cluck, clucking away about Olive Garden has aligned itself with Lucifer (the TV show) and therefore Lucifer (Lord of Lies).
Our friends at AgonyBooth.com attempt to silence the wails of Gene Roddenberry's ghost by discovering where Andromeda went so horribly wrong.
There's a good chance you never bothered to see The Dukes of Hazzard's disastrous leap to the big screen. Fortunately, our good friends at The-Editing-Room.com re-wrote the entire script in 1,000 words or less... then slathered it all in sarcasm sauce.
From the kind souls at io9.com, this recap of a notoriously awful Season 7 episode of The X-Files just might give you nightmares for all the wrong reasons.
From the delightful scamps at FunnyOrDie.com, here's an inside look why it might not be fancy-pants streaming technology that destroys DISH Network but the plain ol' landline telephone.
From the nice people at Cracked.com, here are five TV reunions that not only failed to recapture the magic but quickly descended into prostitution, slavery, and death.
From our friends at AgonyBooth.com, join Captain Kirk and crew for a terrifying tale of jihad in outer space as only the old Star Trek animated series could tell it.