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ProFlowers And 'The Bachelor' Have Some Seriously Classy Shizz For Your V-Day Boning
Top Chef Recap: Po-Boy Smackdown
Coven Recap: Too Many Pots Not Enough Burners
Maureen Dowd Manages To Make New York Mayor's Pizza Snafu About Bill Clinton's Blowjob
Girls: The Problem With Adam Is That He's The Worst
Downton Abbey Recap -- Ahem, 'Trigger Warning'!
Top Chef Recap: Spanish Fly
American Horror Story: Coven Recap -- The One With Stevie Nicks
You'll Fall In Love With Spike Jonze's 'Her' But Does She Really Love You Back?
The Daily Show's Jessica Williams For Queen
Cormac McCarthy's Ex-Wife Arrested For Waving Handgun Pulled From Her Vagina. Also Something About Aliens.
Downton Abbey Recap: Upstairs Downstairs And In Each Other's Business
Dan Harmon Still Has Some Feelings About That Time He Was Fired From His Show, 'Community'
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The Secret Life Of Walter Mitty: No One Knows What It's Like To Be A Sad Man
Anchorman 2 Review: Do Not See 'Anchorman 2,' No, Not Even If You Are High
Sheriff Joe Arpaio Pays Out Millions For Loving Constitution Too Much, Jailing Journalists In Middle Of The Night
Top Chef Recap: College Try Try Again
'Blended' Trailer Lets Adam Sandler And Drew Barrymore Poop On Nation Of Africa
The audience at my showing of Saving Mr. Banks clapped at the end of PL Travers’ and Walt Disney’s two-decade fucktussle getting Mary Poppins to the screen. The audience was wrong. Sure, it was pleasing to see a movie starring…