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Author: Rebecca Schoenkopf

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· by Rebecca Schoenkopf · Jul 17, 2014

HappyNiceTimePeople Is Dead. Long Live HappyNiceTimePeople

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· by Rebecca Schoenkopf · Jun 29, 2014

What should you call your junk? Part 1 of a 69-part primer in how to #Sexphone

I don’t like to brag, but I have been doing a lot of #sexphone. I told my neighbors, I was all, yo, you will be hearing me doing #sexphone, and I am not stopping, sorrynotsorry. And my neighbors said, “Oh…

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· by Rebecca Schoenkopf · Jun 23, 2014

Dov Charney Waves Dick At Your Million Dollar A Year Offer, American Apparel

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· by Rebecca Schoenkopf · Jun 19, 2014

If This Dog Were Black, The AP Would Say It ‘Looted’ This Wallet

If This Dog Were Black, The AP Would Say It 'Looted' This Wallet

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· by Rebecca Schoenkopf · Jun 19, 2014

Dov Charney Firing Means No Longer Having To Choose Between ‘Labor’ and ‘Not Being Rapey’

Dov Charney Firing Means No Longer Having To Choose Between 'Labor' and 'Not Being Rapey'

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· by Rebecca Schoenkopf · Jun 17, 2014

Retirement Home Meth Lab Proves Seniors Can Do It All!

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· by Rebecca Schoenkopf · Jun 5, 2014

Let Us Outsource Adam Sandler/Drew Barrymore’s ‘Blended’ To This Two-Week-Old Review In The New York Times

Let Us Outsource Adam Sandler/Drew Barrymore's 'Blended' To This Two-Week-Old Review In The New York Times

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· by Rebecca Schoenkopf · May 20, 2014

We Are Hiring!

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· by Rebecca Schoenkopf · May 14, 2014

This Camouflage Prom Dress Is Sort Of Original And Really Pretty And Actually Kind Of The Best

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· by Rebecca Schoenkopf · May 14, 2014

This Cat Saved Its Boy From A Jerk Dog, And You Will Watch This Video Now

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· by Rebecca Schoenkopf · May 13, 2014

Your childhood died today: Casey Kasem is old, sick, and missing

Your childhood died today. Casey Kasem, the DJ who led us each Saturday morning through America’s Top 40, who is married to Nick Tortelli’s ditzy blonde wife on Cheers, and who voiced America’s greatest teen stoner hero, Shaggy of…