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I don’t like to brag, but I have been doing a lot of #sexphone. I told my neighbors, I was all, yo, you will be hearing me doing #sexphone, and I am not stopping, sorrynotsorry. And my neighbors said, “Oh…
Dov Charney Waves Dick At Your Million Dollar A Year Offer, American Apparel
If This Dog Were Black, The AP Would Say It 'Looted' This Wallet
Dov Charney Firing Means No Longer Having To Choose Between 'Labor' and 'Not Being Rapey'
Retirement Home Meth Lab Proves Seniors Can Do It All!
Let Us Outsource Adam Sandler/Drew Barrymore's 'Blended' To This Two-Week-Old Review In The New York Times
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This Camouflage Prom Dress Is Sort Of Original And Really Pretty And Actually Kind Of The Best
This Cat Saved Its Boy From A Jerk Dog, And You Will Watch This Video Now
Your childhood died today. Casey Kasem, the DJ who led us each Saturday morning through America’s Top 40, who is married to Nick Tortelli’s ditzy blonde wife on Cheers, and who voiced America’s greatest teen stoner hero, Shaggy of…
Silicon Valley Recap: We Need To Talk About Kevin
Donald Trump Simply Does Not Care For Gay Ram Michael Sam's Erotic Food Play
Silicon Valley Recap: Your Girl Is Lovely, Hubbell
Don't Let The Door Hit You In The Ass, Grifty Los Angeles NAACP Head
I Don't Know How To Tell You This But Tori Spelling's Reality Show Might Be Staged
Silicon Valley Recap: A Love Song For Jared
Internet Shitstorm Forces NBA Commish To Murder Donald Sterling On Live TV (Video)
It Is Time For All Of Us To Call The Police On Our Lazy Grandchildren
Sorry Powerline Blog, Magic Johnson Doesn't Count As Donald Sterling's 'Black Friend'