Patrons get full access to our archives and see no ads. Support the Agony Booth for as little as $1/month!
Here's a look back at the Porn Critic's first (and only?) Halloween Special, where he takes a look at all the scary pornos out there, most notably, Scream XXX: A Porn Parody, about a film crew making a porn parody of Stab, the fictional movie in the Scream films. That's insanely meta!
Alex Dee audition for Semi-Automatic
The Porn Critic steps out of his Porn Critic persona for his very first non-porn, totally safe-for-work movie review! Superman III is widely considered one of the worst Superman films, but in actuality, it's comedy genius. Watch the review and find out why!
The Porn Critic presents Evil Head, a takeoff on Sam Raimi's Evil Dead, where the "gory horror" niche meets the "porn parody" niche. But is there really an audience for something sexy that has this much blood in it? Our very own Count Jackula makes a special appearance to put this film in its proper historical context!
The Lara Croft porn parody Womb Raider gets the Porn Critic treatment, and he wonders: Why spoof an action film if you can't shoot a gunfight? This could have been a decent flick, if something actually happened in it! Unfortunately, it doesn't and it isn't.
http://booth.bz/ClerksXXX for the full 10 minute review!
The Porn Critic takes a look at Clerks XXX: A Porn Parody, and... it turns out it's amazing! How can he do the angry reviewer shtick now?
See more trailers at www.kaizenxxx.com Trailer for the new action porno epic from KaizenXXX. Coming soon to The Adult Channel. Shot with the Panasonic AF100.
It's the Porn Critic vs the Cinema Slob in the world's very first Agony Booth Rap Battle, brought to you by Mr. Mendo! Who's the winner? You decide!
Softcore queen Misty Mundae stars as Patricia Porker, a shy high school girl who gets bitten by a genetically engineered spider and becomes an oversexed, crime-fighting superhero. The Porn Critic explains why SpiderBabe is a total piece of shit, with absolutely no talent or creativity going into the making of it.
This video was uploaded from an Android phone.
The Porn Critic continues his quest to prove Rule 34, and this time he's joined by our very own J.T. (AKA Joey Tedesco) for The Flintstones: A XXX Parody, where Betty is sexy, Pebbles is hot (and 18), and we learn how Wilma got her pearl necklace. They'll have a straight old time!
In this strange Planet of the Apes spoof, Misty Mundae plays an astronaut who crash lands on a planet and gets captured by intelligent apes who force her to make sexy time with Darian Caine... when they're not singing, dancing, or rapping.
Porn Critic reviews Axel Braun's latest, Superman vs. Spider-Man XXX. Yes, it's a parody of a classic 1976 comic... supposedly. And it's probably the only time you'll ever see these two superheroes on screen together, ever. Seriously, this will never ever happen in a mainstream movie. So it doesn't even matter that the movie is rubbish; it's just pure fanboy essentialness... with boobs.
Not only does it reference Sailor Moon, Dragon Ball Z, Star Wars, and literally every movie ever made, but it also got the attention of George Lucas, who (unsuccessfully) filed a federal lawsuit against the makers of this movie. The Porn Critic checks it out to see if there's any chance in hell he might confuse it with the real Star Wars.
The Porn Critic celebrates the release of the new Bond film with Jane Blond DD7, a "parody" of James Bond, but only in the sense that they both vaguely have something to do with secret agents.
The Porn Critic reviews Jim Wynorski's Cleavagefield, a porno of epic proportions, which completely fails to comprehend the concept of a found footage movie!
A boy is forced to join the vaguely-defined Eiken Club, which is mostly made up of schoolgirls with ridiculously enormous breasts. Yeah, that's pretty much the whole plot.
Despite the title, there's nothing funny about it. Batman bangs Catwoman, the Joker screws Batgirl (before shooting and crippling her), Nightwing does Poison Ivy, Zatanna [?] has sex with John Constantine [??] and there's not the slightest trace of fun to be had. The Nolan films might take themselves too seriously, but why does the parody have to?
It's the infamous softcore porno starring Sylvester Stallone that was re-released when he hit it big with Rocky. A New York City couple have sex, engage in light S&M, then invite some of their friends over for an orgy. The end. Features a special guest appearance by our own Cheap-Arse Film Critic!