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The Porn Critic talks to petite porn star, LouLou (Petite). And gets to see her impression of a man's orgasm!
Exclusive at Brazzers.com Starring Danny D, Franceska Jaimes, LouLou, Georgie Lyall, Victoria Summers and Leigh Darby as The Mistress. Written and Directed by Dick Bush Produced by KaizenXXX...
The Porn Critic chats to male porn star Kai Taylor about how he got into the biz and all things porno.
When professional thief Carter takes two students hostage, they teach him how to make some real money!
The Enormously fun BUSTY COOKIE abuses me. I never fully recovered.
Here's a look back at the Porn Critic's first (and only?) Halloween Special, where he takes a look at all the scary pornos out there, most notably, Scream XXX: A Porn Parody, about a film crew making a porn parody of Stab, the fictional movie in the Scream films. That's insanely meta!
Alex Dee audition for Semi-Automatic
The Porn Critic steps out of his Porn Critic persona for his very first non-porn, totally safe-for-work movie review! Superman III is widely considered one of the worst Superman films, but in actuality, it's comedy genius. Watch the review and find out why!
The Porn Critic presents Evil Head, a takeoff on Sam Raimi's Evil Dead, where the "gory horror" niche meets the "porn parody" niche. But is there really an audience for something sexy that has this much blood in it? Our very own Count Jackula makes a special appearance to put this film in its proper historical context!
The Lara Croft porn parody Womb Raider gets the Porn Critic treatment, and he wonders: Why spoof an action film if you can't shoot a gunfight? This could have been a decent flick, if something actually happened in it! Unfortunately, it doesn't and it isn't.
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The Porn Critic takes a look at Clerks XXX: A Porn Parody, and... it turns out it's amazing! How can he do the angry reviewer shtick now?
See more trailers at www.kaizenxxx.com Trailer for the new action porno epic from KaizenXXX. Coming soon to The Adult Channel. Shot with the Panasonic AF100.
It's the Porn Critic vs the Cinema Slob in the world's very first Agony Booth Rap Battle, brought to you by Mr. Mendo! Who's the winner? You decide!
Softcore queen Misty Mundae stars as Patricia Porker, a shy high school girl who gets bitten by a genetically engineered spider and becomes an oversexed, crime-fighting superhero. The Porn Critic explains why SpiderBabe is a total piece of shit, with absolutely no talent or creativity going into the making of it.
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The Porn Critic continues his quest to prove Rule 34, and this time he's joined by our very own J.T. (AKA Joey Tedesco) for The Flintstones: A XXX Parody, where Betty is sexy, Pebbles is hot (and 18), and we learn how Wilma got her pearl necklace. They'll have a straight old time!
In this strange Planet of the Apes spoof, Misty Mundae plays an astronaut who crash lands on a planet and gets captured by intelligent apes who force her to make sexy time with Darian Caine... when they're not singing, dancing, or rapping.
Porn Critic reviews Axel Braun's latest, Superman vs. Spider-Man XXX. Yes, it's a parody of a classic 1976 comic... supposedly. And it's probably the only time you'll ever see these two superheroes on screen together, ever. Seriously, this will never ever happen in a mainstream movie. So it doesn't even matter that the movie is rubbish; it's just pure fanboy essentialness... with boobs.
Not only does it reference Sailor Moon, Dragon Ball Z, Star Wars, and literally every movie ever made, but it also got the attention of George Lucas, who (unsuccessfully) filed a federal lawsuit against the makers of this movie. The Porn Critic checks it out to see if there's any chance in hell he might confuse it with the real Star Wars.