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The series premiere of Quantico brings a whole mess of beautiful people together for sexy shenanigans and deadly secrets, plus a terrorist attack in the middle of New York City just to make it interesting.
The original CSI brings back the original gang for one last run around the bases, with plenty of murder, dominatrixes, and happy endings to go around.
Netflix's new series "Narcos" is definitely addictive, but is this true story truly worth binging? Or does the high wear off and crash set in?
Arnold Schwarzenegger has followed as far as he can in Ronald Reagan's footsteps, so he's now determined to be the next Donald Trump.
Racist butterball Paula Deen is ready to return to the spotlight and dance her diabetic butt off.
When the original Star Trek tries to imagine life under a female starship captain, the results are 100 times more nightmarish than you can imagine.
90% of the coolness of a superhero is in the clothes. Daredevil's new duds for season two are a small step backwards.
With a completely unrecognizable and bewildering version of Tom Sawyer and Huckleberry Finn coming to CBS, we're inspired to make our own public domain book-to-TV pitches.
Benedict Cumberbatch is way to busy being a dragon and a Marvel superhero and whatnot to bother with season four of "Sherlock" for a while, except maybe once, and only for Christmas, and only if he gets to be on the big screen.
Two competing versions of Ronald Reagan winning the Cold War singlehandedly are airing on a television near you. Which one is more accurate? HNTP takes a closer look at all the secrets, the sex, the murder, the music, and the corruption of world history.
Hey, girl... The CW has snagged the rights to two blockbusters and are transforming them into new TV series.
Little Congresswoman on the Prairie
At last! A sitcom about the glamorous life of a TV recapper! It's like someone has turned my TV into a mirror. But why should YOU watch it?
When, in the course of human events, it because necessary for one people to totally kick the ass of another at total TV watched over a lifetime, you bet your fat ass that the U.S. of A. will come out on top!
This is it! The Season One and/or possibly series finale of the bildungsroman that taught us to embrace the cold war, break out our Walkmans, and sprechen sie deutsch. Will we get that Star Wars moment we've been pining for?
It's the final day of the Mad Men props auction! To the studio, it's trash... but to fans, it's treasure. But be warned, you'll have to pay a king's ransom for it.
If there's anything that unites the world, it's the fact that we all love trashy reality TV with trashy celebrities doing despicable things. So, of course, the Chinese government has no choice but to destroy it. Thanks, Obama.
Last week Martin saved his mother's life. This week he tries to save the world, only nobody will listen to him. It's the second to last recap of Deutschland 83's inaugural season!
Somewhere in Alabamy, a drama queen called Bob k. became so ENRAGED by Caitlyn Jenner's getting an ESPN Courage Award that he shot his TV with a gun, videoed it, and put it on the YouTube in the hopes of starting a movement.
Season 1 of Wayward Pines ends with both a bang and a whimper. The human race at the height of its power and technology couldn't stop the rise of the mutant aberrations, but they can't handle one unfrozen dude with one backpack of C4? Bulls#*t.