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The Strange Poetry of Police Reports
Dispatches From The Dollar Theater
How 'True Detective' Will End
Literally Everyone Is A Better Choice Than Piers Morgan For A CNN Nightly News Show
6 Signs You’re A Writer! : )
What If Every Show Used A True Detective-Style Cinematic Tracking Shot?
Jay Leno Did Not Go Gentle Into That Good Night
A Comprehensive Review Of Bob Dylan's Career, Starring His 2014 Chrysler Super Bowl Ad
Nixon At Burger King
The Happy Script Doctor: The Lance Armstrong Biopic
How Would You Manage The Elvis Comeback?
My Night With The Wolf Of Wall Street
“I will kick your fucking ass,” he yells. He throws a punch and it doesn’t connect. Then his opponent puts him on the ground with a well-aimed slug to the face. And just like that, Shia LaBeouf is sprawled on…
'Scrooged' Is Your Misanthropic Holiday Classic For The Ages
The Curious Rise And Fall And Rise Of Prodigalsam
You Can't Go Home Again: John Goodman Should Never Go Back To SNL
An Apology To Frank Black
How To Pretend To Be An Actor: A Handy Guide
The American Music Awards Are Your Heart Of Darkness, Los Angeles
Ultimate Nostalgia Act: Let's Revive This Long-Forgotten Paul Provenza Sitcom, For No Good Reason