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The Boy Who Dreamed of Game Shows
On Joan Rivers
Painful Memories, or Learning When to Stop Watching The Simpsons
And the award for Outstanding Obligatory Emmy Winner Prediction Article goes to...
Transformers 4: Michael Bay Makes A Movie For Rich Jocks Who Love Bud Light
Bobby Womack Was America
What If David Lynch Directed 'Star Wars'?
'Harry Dean Stanton: Partly Fiction," Reviewed
The Hegemony of Justin Bieber
A Million Ways to Die in the West and the Fall of Seth MacFarlane
On True Detective’s New Location: Nic Pizzolatto Owes Me Money
The following story is a work of speculative fiction. Any resemblance to real Pat Sajaks, living or dead, is strictly coincidental. Only a month had transpired since Pat Sajak sat down at his computer and wrote of his disregard for…
Godzilla: Best Consumed With Small Children
Sometimes You Find Norm MacDonald, Sometimes He Finds You
Atari Games Aren't The Only Things You Can Bury In The New Mexico Desert
Thirty Minutes After Taps
Surviving College: A Primer!
Nobody Should Replace David Letterman: A Requiem
A Guide to the ‘Conscious Uncoupling’ of Gwyneth Paltrow and That Dude from Coldplay
Johnny Cash's 'Out Among The Stars' Is A Record For Cash Fans, Not Rick Rubin Fans