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Megyn Kelly Knows White Santa Is Real, Has Serious Doubts About Women's 'Health'
'Christian' College Wants Special Right To Hate The Gays, Keep Its Tax Dollars, Just Like Jesus
GOP Reveals New New Extra New Plan to 'Empower' Women By Telling Them They Are Stupid
I Am Mad About A Thing: Sweet Sea-Parting Moses, Don't Tell Jews How To Jew
I Am Mad About A Thing: Hooray, Todd Akin Has A 'Book'
I Am Mad About A Thing: Go Big For The Ladies, Democrats, Or GTFO
A Love Letter To My New Gynecologist Who Is THE BEST
I Am Mad About A Thing: Federal Money To Tell Kids To Shut Their Legs For Jesus
I Am Mad About A Thing: My Uncomfortably Crowded Vagina
Happy Birthday, We Are All Going To Die
I Am Mad About A Thing: A Sneak Preview
Donald Sterling Knows Best Way To Get Into Ladies' Pants Is To Be Real Racist
Brad Pitt Should Not Make Movie About Steubenville Rape, Because
Investigation Into Whether Racist Sexist Miami Dolphins Are The Worst Finds That Why Yes, They Are
There's A New Johnny Cash Album Coming, So All Is Right With The World Today
Your Super Ultimate Everything-You-Need Thanksgiving Listicle Since All The Cool Kids Are Doing It
Hey Ladies, Phyllis Schlafly's Niece Says Get Yourself A Hubby Because 'You Can’t Take Your Paycheck To Bed With You'
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