How "Big Brother" Ate My Brain: A Cautionary Tale
An innocent, unsuspecting America is dragged into the depths of reality show madness... And it could happen to you!!!
Author: Julie Kushner
THE DESCENDANTS: In Which Not Particularly Naughty Kids = Very Nice Ratings for Disney
Disney Channel pumps out another TV movie with the potential to be a High School Musical-sized cultural phenomenon. Introducing The Descendants. Check inside to see what all the fuss is about.
BINGE OR NO? The Prequel to Wet Hot American Summer (Because 40-Somethings Playing Teenagers is Never Not Funny)
You try and tell a Hollywood actress she can't play a high schooler any more. Go ahead, we dare you. Yeah, we didn't think so. And thus we get Wet Hot American Summer: First Day of Camp: The Series.
From bloodsucking cars to lava-spewing spiders – Syfy makes your TV dreams come true
Introducing a man-eating car and a lava-vomiting spider. What more do you need to know? You either want to see that or you desperately want to see that. Those are your only two options.
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Scream the TV Series vs. Scream Queens: A Sadist’s Study Guide
Did you know that "Scream" and "Scream Queens" are two entirely different TV series? Well, maybe not ENTIRELY different. Rumor is Jamie Lee Curtis showed up for the first three weeks of shooting on the wrong show before anyone noticed.
Everybody in the House Do the Bartman . . . For $38 Grand
How much money would you shell out for the rights to "Do the Bartman"? If it's more than you've got in your couch cushions right now, we're about to prove your entire childhood was a lie. Step inside and let us disillusion you.
Tatiana Maslany Nabs Emmy Nod; Sestras Leave Voicemail Messages to Congratulate Her!
How the hell did it take three seasons for Tatiana Maslany to get her first Emmy nomination? Sister should be holding all six nods for all six characters. Only HNTP has an inside look at how the whole Clone Club is celebrating.
Is Christian Slater real? An investigation
Mr. Robot raises deep questions about public identity and truth... questions one Mr. Christian Slater seems to have been toying with throughout his career. And now we ask the one existential question at the heart of it all: Does Christian Slater himself actually exist?
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Hair Today, Gone to Westeros? – In Which HNTP Investigates Kit Harington’s Hairgate
Kit Harrington may have all sorts of Game of Thrones spoilers locked in his head, but it's the locks on his head that are giving away the answer behind this season's cliffhanger... maybe. HNTP looks into all the possibilities, no matter how unlikely.
U.F.Oh No He Didn’t!
President Obama accidentally reveals the truth about aliens. Like, the outer space kind. It's all right there plain as the ears on his face if you only listen closely, study the body language, and forget to take your medication.
Sofia Vergara’s Frozen Embryos to Wacky Egg-Tivist Nutbars, “LET IT GOOOO! Let it Go!”
Sofia Vergara’s Frozen Embryos to Wacky Egg-Tivist Nutbars, “LET IT GOOOO! Let it Go!”
Newsflash: Hannibal Canceled, Humans Still Tasty…
"Hannibal" fans are being called on to save their favorite show from cancellation, and HNTP has an elegant idea how to show your support for the series and get some serious media attention at the same time.
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Arnold Schwarzenegger to Kindergarten Cop: “I’ll be baaaaaack . . . sort of.”
Universal is developing a new TV series based on the (semi) beloved, (not particularly) timeless movie about Ahnald, precocious tots, brutal drug dealers, tumors, and tragically underfunded public school systems.
Big Brother: Season 17 – Snap Judgments, Snarky Comments and Ill-Founded Generalizations About The New Houseguests
Summer is here, and CBS is back with a brand spanking new batch of vaguely attractive nobodies with otherwise limited job prospects who are willing to scheme, screw, and completely humiliate themselves for the chance to win a cool half million dollars.
Game of Thrones: Sunday Bloody Sunday
This week on the Game of Thrones season finale, everybody and their mother dies. Except for Cersei, who learns just how tough (and naked) the Walk of Shame can be. And Dany, who finds herself a brand new army. But everyone else is pretty much dead.
Game of Thrones: On Bad Dads and Good Dragons
King Stannis learns the meaning of the word "sacrifice," one of Arya's prayers is about to be answered, Jon Snow is down to his last friend, and Dany's got herself a new ride.
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One for the Road . . . AGAIN: It’s Like Cheers, Only . . . Not
Sometimes you want to go where everybody knows your name, even if it's been cancelled for two decades. If reruns aren't good enough for you, CBS thinks it has the answer... live theater!
Game of Thrones: You Can't Go Hardhome Again
The zombies are coming! Zombies warriors! Zombie babies! Zombie moms! Soooo many zombies! Oh, and Tyrion finally gets to meet Dany on the other side of the world. But mostly zombies.
Orange is the New Black: Embrace the Binge – Season 3 Is Almost Here!
Mark your calendars, Netflix subscribers and people who have their friends' Netflix login information and passwords memorized! June 12 is fast approaching. And with it comes our long-awaited reunion with plucky, pretty, erstwhile drug runner Piper Chapman and her diverse gaggle of felonious female pals.
Game of Thrones: Karma, Glorious Karma
This week, Game of Thrones featured many of the good citizens of Westeros attempting to obtain pardons for their sins (and the sins of others) with highly variable rates of success, ranging from Jorah's violent but hopeless attempt to win back Dany to Gilly's much appreciated thank you roll in the hay with Sam.
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