Due to the recent hurricane, Joey presents a shorter review of a recent movie. The things he does for you people! Disney's latest flick Wreck-It Ralph features good animation, licensed characters, and candy puns. Lots of candy puns.
Joey finds out if this is really Disney's worst animated film! With a reputation of being made when Disney was at its lowest point, The Black Cauldron is a fantasy adventure with obnoxious characters, cop-out endings, and archetypes we've seen done to death.
It's the final installment of The Final Celebration, where Joey discusses why Final Destination 5 redeems the series after the tedious The Final Destination. This includes watching Champ from the Ron Burgundy movie melting in molten tar!
It's Joey's latest Halloween review, Scooby-Doo on Zombie Island, starring everyone's favorite talking canine and those meddling kids who ride around in a hippie van solving mysteries. This time, however, the monsters are real, because what kids really want to see is the Mystery Gang dealing with voodoo mysticism.
Joey's Final Celebration continues with a review of Final Destination 3, starring Mary Elizabeth Winstead. In this installment, two beautiful ladies go tanning, but then get burned alive! And then there's the infamous roller-coaster scene. How can you go wrong?
Let's see if we can still spot Ali Larter's navel, as well as those iconic Logs of Doom that even Quentin Tarantino idolizes (no joke!). This is the second installment in Joey's Final Destination retrospective!
Halloween is coming soon, so Joey's doing a very special Final Destination retrospective called The Final Celebration! In this first review, he looks at the movie that started it all, where Stifler gets decapitated, a teacher plays a fatal game of Mouse Trap, and Ali Larter has trouble finding shirts that cover her belly button.
Brendan Fraser plays a cartoonist (basically, a thinly veiled takeoff on R. Crumb) who gets sent to the afterlife and/or Cool World while one of his creations, a cartoon monkey (voiced, oddly enough, by John Turturro) takes control of his comatose body and runs amok.
While a lot of movies might be pieces of crap thrown up on a screen, Doggy Poo takes it to the next (literal) level. It's a 2003 stop-motion animated Korean short about mortality and the meaning of existence... starring a talking dog turd.
Watch as Joey has a hard time distinguishing this movie from Pixar's latest movie (and big disappointment) Brave. Both have main characters that transform into bears and need to go on journeys of self-enlightenment, or some bull crap like that. Oh, but this one has two Canadian bull moose, with one played by Rick Moranis, which is a clever bit of casting, eehhh?
In this prequel to the 1994 Flintstones movie, we get a smoking hot Betty, a dumbass villain with an even dumber motivation, Stephen Baldwin in the role he was born to play, and worst of all, a pointless and unintentionally creepy appearance by the Great Gazoo!
Here's Joey's latest countdown, in which he selected ten of his favorite cartoon theme songs and had members of a couple of forums vote on them. The five with the most votes made the cut (with Joey breaking any ties himself), including TaleSpin, The Powerpuff Girls, and more!
Joey teams up with Sofie for one of the biggest superhero movie disappointments in recent memory. Watch the review and relive all the singing, dancing, omelet-making, Twist-doing, amnesia-getting, and emo strutting!