Author: Joey Tedesco

VIDEO: Cartoon All-Stars to the Rescue (1990)

It’s a mega Saturday morning crossover as Bugs Bunny, the Smurfs, Baby Kermit, Slimer, Winnie the Pooh, Garfield, ALF, and the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle (singular) team up to tell you that drugs are bad. This is your brain after watching your favorite cartoon characters turn into major narcs!

VIDEO: All Dogs Go to Heaven 2 (1996)

The sequel to 1989’s All Dogs Go to Heaven has a new director, a new set of writers, no Don Bluth, and the German Shepherd originally voiced by Burt Reynolds is now being voiced by, of all people, Charlie Sheen. Because sequels where a majority of the cast and crew from the original aren’t involved work out well, right?

VIDEO: All Dogs Go to Heaven (1989)

It’s time to take a look at one of Don Bluth’s strangest films! Set in the late 1930s, the movie is about a German shepherd voiced by Burt Reynolds who gets killed by his business partner, but leaves Heaven and goes back to Earth to exact his brutal, violent revenge. With the help of a cute orphan!

VIDEO: ParaNorman (2012)

It’s a Cartoon Palooza Slider, where Joey takes more in-depth looks at movies. In the first edition, it’s ParaNorman, one of Joey’s favorite animated films of the year. A small town is attacked by zombies, and their only hope is a misunderstood local boy named Norman who can talk to the dead.

VIDEO: Eight Crazy Nights (2002)

Joey looks at the Hanukkah musical comedy Eight Crazy Nights, the first animated feature starring Adam Sandler, of all people, and asks the age-old question: Does being able to do two impressions give you enough range to be considered a voice actor?

VIDEO: Wreck-It Ralph (2012)

Due to the recent hurricane, Joey presents a shorter review of a recent movie. The things he does for you people! Disney’s latest flick Wreck-It Ralph features good animation, licensed characters, and candy puns. Lots of candy puns.

VIDEO: The Black Cauldron (1985)

Joey finds out if this is really Disney’s worst animated film! With a reputation of being made when Disney was at its lowest point, The Black Cauldron is a fantasy adventure with obnoxious characters, cop-out endings, and archetypes we’ve seen done to death.

VIDEO: Scooby-Doo on Zombie Island (1998)

It’s Joey’s latest Halloween review, Scooby-Doo on Zombie Island, starring everyone’s favorite talking canine and those meddling kids who ride around in a hippie van solving mysteries. This time, however, the monsters are real, because what kids really want to see is the Mystery Gang dealing with voodoo mysticism. 

VIDEO: Final Destination 3 (2006)

Joey’s Final Celebration continues with a review of Final Destination 3, starring Mary Elizabeth Winstead. In this installment, two beautiful ladies go tanning, but then get burned alive! And then there’s the infamous roller-coaster scene. How can you go wrong?