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Wichita State Will Shocker The World, Help HNTP Win One Billion Dollars
Pedophile's Wife Tells Matt Lauer Poor Jerry Sandusky Was Framed
Lady Sportsball Runners Hold Hands To Protest Nike, Evil
The Baseball Writer You Should Be Reading Is Christina Kahrl
Famous Racist Rage Queen Richie Incognito Smashs Own Ferrari Because Brotherhood
In Which Allen Iverson Explains The NFL Scouting Combine To Tom Friedman
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Vince Lombardi Was Totally Gay For Gay Football Players Because Vince Lombardi Wasn't A Jerk