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Maleficent (2014). Meh.
Third Generation Coppola Underwhelms with 'Palo Alto'
Mia Wasikowska is your new Independent Film Goddess
24: A New Hope, Maybe
Here Is Your Tribeca Film Festival Super Mega Wrapup
Finding 'Love & Engineering' at the Tribeca Film Festival
We Got All Happy Fancy And Went To The Tribeca Film Festival To See 'Starred Up'
'Draft Day' Is A Sportsball Movie And That Is Pretty Much Its Only Selling Point
Scarlett Johansson Bares All in 'Under the Skin'
Duking It Out For Your Movie Bucks: Noah vs. Cesar Chavez
If You Loved Veronica Mars On Teevee You Will Probably Like Her On Your Movie Screen Also Too
Hayden Panettiere’s Path to the Presidency
Here we are, back in ancient Greece for 300: Rise of an Empire, and it is still the land of six-pack abs and ripped pecs. Just like in 300 (2006), the leather biker dudes of Persia are invading, but this…
Action Movie Roundup: You Should Maybe See '3 Days To Kill' And Under No Circumstances See 'Pompeii'
Let’s say you HAD to watch either the 1981 Endless Love or the 2014 Endless Love. Maybe Hezbollah is holding you hostage and forcing you, Clockwork Orange style, to watch a terrible, terrible movie. Or maybe you are going…
Which ‘Girls’ Character Are You? Play Our Bingo/Drinking Game/Real Estate Guide To Find Out!
The Hot Films Of February 1914: We Didn't Even Need Dialogue
You Don't Know Jack: The Many Faces Of Jack Ryan
Some Methadone Treatment For Your 'Homeland' Withdrawal
You Will Be Locked In Eternal Combat With Your Desire To Sleep During 'Lone Survivor'