RiffTrax Live! Santa and the Ice Cream Bunny (2015)
“Needless to say, it fails to match the grandeur of that time Elmer Fudd played the giant in a vain, desperate attempt to avoid typecasting.”
Author: Ed Harris
Notes on the Star Wars trilogy, part 1: A New Hope
“Yeah, he might look cute. But while fighting for the people of Grpnlp at the Battle of Plorvox 12, he racked up a body count that would make Rambo shit himself!”
Franchise Evolution: Which X-Men movie is the best?
“Jesus, maybe it’s just the line reading the actress gives, but the only way this scene could be less subtle is if Wolverine suddenly broke into a song and dance routine.”
True Lies for the Super Nintendo (1994)
“The Arnold sprite is quite amusing. A bit on the chunky side, it looks like what would happen if Schwarzenegger had Joe Don Baker’s physique.”
Recap Supplement: Batman & Robin (1997)
“Joel refers to Poison Ivy as a ‘beautiful, sexy’ version of the Unabomber. Never really thought of it that way, to be honest. Never gotten that drunk or stoned.”
Star Trek III: The Search for Spock (1984) (part 2 of 2)
I love the scene where McCoy tries to charter a flight to the planet. While the guy was always a funny character before, having Spock inhabiting his mind in a way makes him even better.
Star Trek III: The Search for Spock (1984) (part 1 of 2)
I love the scene where McCoy tries to charter a flight to the planet. While the guy was always a funny character before, having Spock inhabiting his mind in a way makes him even better.
Star Trek: The Next Generation “Conspiracy” (part 4 of 4)
“Picard and Riker are not convinced, an attitude they express in a refreshingly non-Trekkian manner by pulling their phasers and shooting Remmick in the face until his head explodes messily.”
Star Trek: The Next Generation “Conspiracy” (part 3 of 4)
“Picard and Riker are not convinced, an attitude they express in a refreshingly non-Trekkian manner by pulling their phasers and shooting Remmick in the face until his head explodes messily.”
Star Trek: The Next Generation “Conspiracy” (part 2 of 4)
“Picard and Riker are not convinced, an attitude they express in a refreshingly non-Trekkian manner by pulling their phasers and shooting Remmick in the face until his head explodes messily.”
Star Trek: The Next Generation “Conspiracy” (part 1 of 4)
“Picard and Riker are not convinced, an attitude they express in a refreshingly non-Trekkian manner by pulling their phasers and shooting Remmick in the face until his head explodes messily.”
Swamp Thing (1982)
“Swamp Thing is quite simply the best damn movie about a swamp creature fighting a sort of fake-looking wild boar/gator hybrid that used to be a French guy while Adrienne Barbeau and her cleavage watch anxiously.”
A Good Day to Die Hard (2013)
“I like a good mindless action film as much as the next guy (lord knows I’ve written about enough of them in the past), but I also like to have a little something to chew on as well.”
Recap Supplement: Superman IV: The Quest for Peace (1987) (part 2 of 2)
“And in case you’re wondering, and God help you if you are, yes, this doofus is naked when he appears, except for a large piece of circular machinery covering his junk.”
Recap Supplement: Superman IV: The Quest for Peace (1987) (part 1 of 2)
“And in case you’re wondering, and God help you if you are, yes, this doofus is naked when he appears, except for a large piece of circular machinery covering his junk.”
James Bond: 5 Great Moments of Unintentional Humor (part 2 of 2)
“It’s not the line itself, but the fact that I could absolutely see some dipshit reporter coming up with that one and blurting it out in real life.”
James Bond: 5 Great Moments of Unintentional Humor (part 1 of 2)
“It’s not the line itself, but the fact that I could absolutely see some dipshit reporter coming up with that one and blurting it out in real life.”
Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country (1991) (part 6 of 6)
“That’s the main difference between Plummer’s villain and F. Murray Abraham in Insurrection. Both characters are essentially just self-centered assholes, but Plummer’s character has a little dignity, class, and style. It also helps that he doesn’t whine like a bitch when things don’t go his way.”
Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country (1991) (part 5 of 6)
“That’s the main difference between Plummer’s villain and F. Murray Abraham in Insurrection. Both characters are essentially just self-centered assholes, but Plummer’s character has a little dignity, class, and style. It also helps that he doesn’t whine like a bitch when things don’t go his way.”
Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country (1991) (part 4 of 6)
“That’s the main difference between Plummer’s villain and F. Murray Abraham in Insurrection. Both characters are essentially just self-centered assholes, but Plummer’s character has a little dignity, class, and style. It also helps that he doesn’t whine like a bitch when things don’t go his way.”
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