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South African President's Failures On AIDS Nearly Drove Jimmy Carter To Manly Dudgeon, Fisticuffs
Vatican Culture Minister Tweets Lou Reed Tribute, Downplays The Whole Heroin Thing
Ursula K. LeGuin And The Left Hand Of Birthdays
Complaints To FCC About 'The Simpsons' About What You'd Expect From People Who Hate 'The Simpsons'
Here's A Fan-Made Trailer To Remind You That 'Blade Runner' Was A Noir Thriller The Whole Time
New Fukishima Mascot, Fukuppy, Is The 'New Coke' Of Japanese Rebranding
Government Shutdown Hits Something Really Important: Beer
Science: Jerks Don't Understand Sarcasm, Explaining 95 Percent Of Our Letters To The Editor
This Christmas Movie Will Fill Your Stocking With Santorum
Fox's Shep Smith Steps On His Own Deck
Porn Band Videos Nekkid Bass Player On Westboro Baptist Church's Lawn, Shocking Nobody
These 'Walking Dead' Webisode Zombies Are Not Happy Or Nice. They Aren't Even People Anymore.
Tom Clancy Killed By Death At 66
'The Simpsons' To Kill Off A Major Character; Betting Now Open In Our Dead Pool
Bad Minnesota Lutherans Cancel Community Theater Production Of 'Inherit The Wind,' For Freedom
'Atlas Shrugged' Producers Launch Kickstarter To Finish Their Self-Reliant Epic
Hero Heteros Fight For Straight Rights On Campus
Jesse Jackson Shows Ted Cruz How 'Green Eggs And Ham' Should be Read
End Of The Trail For The VW Bus
'Captain Underpants' Series Stars In This Year's Banned Book Week; Suck It, '50 Shades'