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Count Jackula and Horror Guru go on a killing spree due to the last entry of the Twilight Saga, Breaking Dawn: Part 2, starring Kristen Stewart, Robert Pattinson, and Taylor Lautner.
UPDATED Nov. 9, 2012 with commentary from Count Jackula and Horror Guru! Holy Inception, Batman! Count Jackula and Horror Guru get trapped in a tape... within a tape, as they review the new found-footage horror anthology V/H/S.
UPDATED Nov. 2, 2012 with commentary from Count Jackula and Horror Guru! It's a Zombie Apocalypse, as Count Jackula and Horror Guru try to unravel the mystery of Milla Jovovich's near perfect ass.
In this review, Horror Guru convinces Count Jackula that sacrificing the bustacular Queen of Trash and taping the ensuing haunting will make them just as much money as Paranormal Activity 4.
The Masked Slasher takes over for Count Jackula this week, and the Horror Guru has to deal with a new co-host for this review of Sinister, starring Ethan Hawke as a true-crime author who uses home movies to find out why an entire family was murdered in his new house.
A couple of college students (Twilight's Ashley Greene, and some guy) perform an experiment that unleashes an evil supernatural presence. This inspires Count Jackula to hook Horror Guru up to a machine that makes all his fears a reality! Just like the way they don't in the actual movie!