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What is this giant box that has appeared in COUNT JACKULA's house? Don't worry, the other toys will figure this out? Cause it certainly isn't GODZILLA, like it says in the title.
COUNT JACKULA completes his odyssey into 3rd party Stunticon Transformers with FANSPROJECT CAR CRASH (Breakdown) & T-BONE (Wildrider). Prepare to form MENASOR!!
COUNT JACKULA completes his odyssey into 3rd party Stunticon Transformers with FANSPROJECT CAR CRASH (Breakdown) & T-BONE (Wildrider).
Count Jackula and Horror Guru discuss three good movies: THE SACRAMENT, OCULUS, and ONLY LOVERS LEFT ALIVE
Now updated with Part Two! How many corpses are in that house really? The Count takes a look at House of 1000 Corpses, directed by rock star Rob Zombie and starring Sid Haig, Bill Moseley, Sherrie Moon and Rainn Wilson.
The death of Fred Phelps, leader of the Westboro Baptist Church, inspires Count Jackula to review a movie he inspired, which also happens to be the first horror movie by Kevin Smith. Will Red State starring Michael Parks have you seeing red, or will it just give you the blues?
COUNT JACKULA and HORROR GURU go on to discuss the TOMIE movies, a series about an evil monster girl that cannot die. Plus, The Count shares his love of the SHADOWRUN RPG.
COUNT JACKULA & HORROR GURU discuss the CARRIE remake starring CHLOE GRACE MORETZ, and the Japanese splatter film TOKYO GORE POLICE directed by YOSHIHIRO NISHIMURA.
This week The Horror Guru and Count Jackula discuss HYPOTHERMIA, the latest the direct-to-video creature feature starring Michael Rooker. They also briefly talk about their experience with the firs...
From the Jackula archives: Count Jackula reviews Deathbed, also known as Stuart Gordon Presents Deathbed, which has no relation to that other movie he reviewed called Deathbed, because this isn't about a bed that eats people, but rather a bed that possesses people. Watching this movie is essentially assisted suicide.
COUNT JACKULA continues his odyssey into 3rd party Transformers with FANSPROJECT LAST CHANCE (Dead End) & DOWN FORCE (Dragstrip). We also dare to ask the question: if an Asian guy makes a YELLOWFAC...
From the Jackula archives: Count Jackula reviews the lost '70s cult film made famous by a Patton Oswalt routine, Death Bed: The Bed That Eats! It's about a bed, that eats people. But the weirdness doesn't stop there, because the bed also has mommy issues. Don't believe us? Then watch and learn.
COUNT JACKULA continues to review FANSPROJECT CA-13 DIESEL which, for those that didn't see Part One, is totally not MOTORMASTER, leader of the decepticon car team, the Stunticons. SHARE & SUBSCR...
Watch as COUNT JACKULA receives his long awaited FANSPROJECT CA-13 DIESEL, which totally not MOTORMASTER. Is this the Stunticon leader figure we've all wanted since we were kids? WATCH AND FIND OUT.
So seriously, to Hell with that guy.
On his own this week, COUNT JACKULA talks about KIRK HAMMETT'S Fright FestEVIL and meeting HARUO NAKAJIMA, the original actor to play GODZILLA. But it doesn't stop there as he further goes on to ex...
This week Count Jackula and the Horror Guru discuss their ongoing troubles with their new DSLR camera, a Japanese exploitation masterpiece entitled ZOMBIE ASS: TOILET OF THE DEAD and last year's Am...
From 2011: Jackula reviews Brian De Palma's Raising Cain starring John Lithgow, a movie that really, really wishes it were a Dario Argento film. Can the Count survive this awkward entry into De Palma's fimography? Can he survive the sight of John Lithgow in drag... again?
Count Jackula reviews the lost 70's cult film DEATHBED THE BED THAT EATS. It's about a bed, and it eats people. But the weirdness doesn't stop there, because the bed also has mommy issues. Don't be...