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From 2011: Jackula reviews Brian De Palma's Raising Cain starring John Lithgow, a movie that really, really wishes it were a Dario Argento film. Can the Count survive this awkward entry into De Palma's fimography? Can he survive the sight of John Lithgow in drag... again?
Count Jackula reviews the lost 70's cult film DEATHBED THE BED THAT EATS. It's about a bed, and it eats people. But the weirdness doesn't stop there, because the bed also has mommy issues. Don't be...
COUNT JACKULA reviews his first 3RD PARTY TRANSFORMERS figure and recollects about the original MOTORMASTER, leader of the STUNTICONS. Join us as we look into FANSPROJECT CA-13 DIESEL.
I remember Jew Wario, who recently passed.
The Horror Guru and Count Jackula are back with another Fright Knight Transmission! This week they dish about YOU'RE NEXT, HOUSE OF WHIPCORD and THE FRIGHTENERS all while expressing their mutual at...
Count Jackula plays with yet another Transformers figure. This time the voyager class Sandstorm!
The first in a series of video podcasts about random horror things.
Count Jackula enters the wretched hive of Invasion of the Bee Girls, also known as Graveyard Tramps, written by future Star Trek director Nicholas Meyer!
Count Jackula plays around with his transformers. This episode he plays with the Fall of Cybertron, Grimlock figure. in the words of the bot himself "Me Grimlock, kick butt!"
Masked Slasher gets a little too into the remake of Maniac starring Elijah Wood!
Count Jackula presents highlights from the career of recently deceased sci-fi/horror writer Richard Matheson, author of I Am Legend, Stir of Echoes, and screenwriter of over a dozen episodes of The Twilight Zone.
For the next 24 hours, all crime is legal, but the most shocking part is Michael Bay's studio Platinum Dunes produced something that's not a wretched, unnecessary remake of an '80s horror classic! Count Jackula and Horror Guru review their newest release The Purge, starring Ethan Hawke, Lena Headey, and Rhys Wakefield.
Is I Spit on Your Grave a modern retelling of ancient goddess myths? Join Count Jackula as he finishes up his analysis, which includes this film's infamous rape scenes.
Count Jackula tackles the ever-present accusation that horror films are misogynistic. In this first entry in his four-part Misogyny in Horror series, Jackula analyzes a film so notorious that it was banned in several countries: I Spit on Your Grave, directed by Meir Zarchi and starring Camille Keaton.
Horror Guru is having the best day of his life because the remake of Sam Raimi's Evil Dead starring Jane Levy is out! But Count Jackula spoils his fun. The only way to solve this is with murder!
Count Jackula and Horror Guru have a religious experience on the way to see Rob Zombie's newest film The Lords of Salem starring his wife Sherri Moon Zombie.
Count Jackula and Horror Guru discuss Bong Man-dae's Korean horror film Cinderella.
Jackula and the Guru review Park Chan-wook's masterpiece of psychological horror Stoker, starring Nicole Kidman, Mia Wasikowska, and Matthew Goode.
Jackula refuses to see The Last Exorcism Part II starring Ashley Bell and produced by Eli Roth. Turns out he and the Guru are going to need a real exorcist.
Count Jackula and Horror Guru get an unexpected visitor while reviewing Mama, starring Jessica Chastain, and produced by Guillermo del Toro.