Feb 13, 2019
Aquaman “Pilot” (part 8 of 11)
Back at Eva’s Sugar Shack and Dive Bar, A.C. is trying to reach his dad to ask about Raftwreck Boy. But no luck. (In fact, it seems Lou Diamond Phillips has collected his paycheck and gone home for the day, because he will not be seen again in this episode.) A.C. gets distracted by a group of jerks showing off a marlin they caught, but Eva stops him from marching over and pounding the catch and release policy into their tiny little skulls. She says she doesn’t want him to go back to jail. So how come when it does happen, she brags about it to strangers?
As he moves toward the bar, Beach Babes Girl appears and starts talking about how cruel people can be. A.C. agrees and admits that it’s been bothering him more and more. That marlin belongs in the ocean, not over someone’s fireplace! Beach Babes Girl muses, “Maybe someday the fish will get their revenge.” What? Did she actually say that? Nevertheless, Fish’s Revenge sounds like what happens when Abe Vigoda realizes he shouldn’t have eaten that enchilada.
A.C. abruptly notices he’s being chatted up by a beautiful woman, so he goes into full charm mode, which involves huge incandescent grins and terrible jokes. She actually laughs at “I dunno, I think rednecks would make terrible trophies,” which should be enough to make anyone suspicious of her true motives.