Aquaman “Pilot” (part 3 of 11)

Cut to a seaplane roaring through the sky, with the ominous caption “The Bermuda Triangle — 10 years ago.” A smiling boy with shaggy blond Cousin Oliver bowl-cut hair appears in one of the windows, ogling dolphins that just happen to be frolicking below the plane.

Caption contributed by Mark

“Look, Mom, we’re passing right over Gilligan’s Island!”

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Mark "Scooter" Wilson

Mark is a history guy, a graphics guy, a guy for whom wryly cynical assessments of popular culture are the scallion cream cheese on the toasted everything bagel of life. He spends his time teaching modern history at Brooklyn College, pondering the ancient Romans at the CUNY Graduate Center, and conjuring maps and illustrations for ungrateful bankers at various Manhattan monoliths. Readers are welcome to guess at reasons why he's nicknamed Scooter, with the proviso that all such submissions are guaranteed to be rather more interesting than the truth. Mark lives in the Midwood section of Brooklyn with a happy-go-lucky, flop-eared dog named Chiyo who is probably, at this very moment, waiting patiently for her walkies.

Multi-Part Article: Aquaman "Pilot"

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