American Student Gets Stuck In Giant German Vagina (Sculpture)

Well, here is a tale as old as time: a young American trapped within the rigid, cold confines of a German vagina. Seems some enterprising young Yank was bored with just sitting around listening to good-looking people with excellent bone structure jibber-jabber about their progressive modern society and excellent cultural offerings and marvelous geographic landscape or whatever it is German students discuss. So this kid, whose name has not yet been released into the world like so much amniotic fluid, decided to get all up inside a big, gaping piece of lady art.

The Chacán-Pi (Making Love) artwork by the Peruvian artist Fernando de la Jarahas been outside Tübingen University’s institute for microbiology and virology since 2001 and had previously mainly attracted juvenile sniggers rather than adventurous explorers.

According to De la Jara, the 32-ton sculpture made out of red Veronese marble is meant to signify “the gateway to the world”.

It took 22 firefighters to snatch this confused American student from the giant yoni’s vise-like grip. Like many American boys his age, the lad is reported to be in stable but totally stupid condition. Needless to say, it was a real tight squeeze. Vagina joke.Vagina joke. Vagina joke. God, I love this story.

Here, taken from the website of the very talented (seriously, his work is wonderful) artist Fernando de la Jara, is the vagina in question.

American Student Gets Stuck In Giant German Vagina (Sculpture)

And on a personal note, while I am not particularly religious, I would like to thank God and the stupidity of horny young men for this marvelous newsy gift on Monday morning. Blessed be.

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  • Jason M

    “When you take a flower in your hand and really look at it, it’s your world for the moment.” -Georgia O’Keefe

  • Jus_Wonderin

    I think the dude found out too late that size does matter.

  • goonemeritus

    This perfectly captures modern man’s plight, held in the vice like grip of an uncaring matriarchal society. Alternately the young man may have had some small level of culpability in this near tragedy.

  • elvigy

    Get John Ashcroft on this. Nude women-folk should be covered up because safety!

  • timpundit

    Back before this homo came out of the closet, and was still dating girls, I felt this way all the time.

  • Patrick Grieshammer

    What a dick.

  • Rick Hill

    I bet you couldn’t wait, posted this article at the crack of dawn….

  • Rusty Shackleford

    Brilliant, just brilliant … I know God loves me because I was having a sucky day until I read this story.

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    • Otto66

      Or, the artist hasn’t seen any pretty vaginas? Pity.

  • doktorzoom

    The Vagina Monolith

  • DeSwiss

    You can never go home again. :-/

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  • I guess it had a way of shutting itself down (after he was inside). Well, at least there were no teeth in it.

  • examplesample

    FYI virgins, that is not what a vag looks like. That is what an infected goatse anus looks like. Don’t ask how I know that.

  • seethroughurlies

    Poor representation of a vagina. The artist must have had a deformity.