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Hit or Bomb? March 2018 movie predictions
Mar 1, 2018
Alone in the Dark (2005) (part 4 of 8)
After Carnby shoots a meaningful glance at the cylinder on his desk, we are back on the Bounty… I mean, Hudgens’ nameless ship. We learn the captain has really been exercising his brain when he says, “If the container is made of solid gold, whatever is inside must be worth a fortune!”
Hudgens, blissfully ignorant, just says: “You have no idea.” Captain: “But I’m looking forward to finding out,” and with that, big shock, the crew starts beating the shit out of Hudgens. Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal! But then again, wouldn’t it have made more sense to do this while they were still out at sea?
Okay, standard operating procedure for a scene like this. Hudgens yells, “You’re making a terrible mistake,” the greedy guys don’t want to listen, etc. etc. Boy, I wonder if there’s something really dangerous in that container!
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Hi, my name is Matthias, I am a student of English and German, and may one day even get to teach these (if my university ever works out how to run a B.A. system). I live in a medium-sized German town few have ever heard of, and have only recently discovered the joys of suffering through horrible movies, describing them in every little... okay, let's forget about the joy and make that therapeutic effect.
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