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Masters of the Universe (1987)
May 18, 2016
Allan Quatermain and the Lost City of Gold (1987) (part 5 of 5)
Agon asks who’s going to die for the killing of the lion and of course, Umslopogaas volunteers Swarma.
“Tell the guy recapping this if he brings up Three Fugitives one more time, he’s getting this bad boy right between the eyes!”
Swarma does what we would expect, and things are truly going nowhere quickly, until Agon presses something on the bottom of the large table in the room, which makes a rather anachronistic beeping noise, before opening up a huge pit in the floor which Jesse nearly falls into.
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Ed Harris
A fan of less than great cinema since childhood, Ed divides his time between writing scripts, working an actual paying job and subjecting himself willingly to some of the worst films society has produced.
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